Voice on Radio Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Voice on Radio: And so, the draft will being tomorrow as more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border. The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution, but naturally, we're not listening.

Voice on Radio: All Canadian-American citizens are to report to ne of these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals, have access to the fabulous doctors, and be able to exercise regularly.

Voice on Radio: Unit calling, identify.

Marion: Marion Chambers with Dr. Loomis at the clinic. He's here!

Voice on Radio: Ah, ten-four. Unit calling, identify suspect.

Marion: Michael Myers! Just get your ass over here!

[first lines]

Voice on radio: Men, are you over 40? When you wake up in the morning, do you feel tired and rundown? Do you have that listless feeling...

[the camera pans around the courtyard; cut to later in the day]

Jeff: [answering phone] Jefferies.

Jeff's Editor: Congratulations, Jeff!

Jeff: For what?

Jeff's Editor: For getting rid of that cast!

Jeff: Who said I was getting rid of it?

Jeff's Editor: This is Wednesday; seven weeks from the day you broke your leg. Yes or no?

Jeff: Gunnison, how did you ever get to be such a big editor with such a small memory?

Jeff's Editor: By thrift, industry, and hard work... and, uh, catching the publisher with his secretary. Did I get the wrong day?

Jeff: No... no, wrong week. *Next* Wednesday I emerge from this plaster cocoon.