Voice on Radio Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
Voice on Radio Quotes:
Voice on Radio: And so, the draft will being tomorrow as more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border. The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution, but naturally, we're not listening.
Voice on Radio: All Canadian-American citizens are to report to ne of these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals, have access to the fabulous doctors, and be able to exercise regularly.
Voice on Radio: Unit calling, identify.
Marion: Marion Chambers with Dr. Loomis at the clinic. He's here!
Voice on Radio: Ah, ten-four. Unit calling, identify suspect.
Marion: Michael Myers! Just get your ass over here!
Voice on radio: Men, are you over 40? When you wake up in the morning, do you feel tired and rundown? Do you have that listless feeling...
[the camera pans around the courtyard; cut to later in the day]
Jeff: [answering phone] Jefferies.
Jeff's Editor: Congratulations, Jeff!
Jeff: For what?
Jeff's Editor: For getting rid of that cast!
Jeff: Who said I was getting rid of it?
Jeff's Editor: This is Wednesday; seven weeks from the day you broke your leg. Yes or no?
Jeff: Gunnison, how did you ever get to be such a big editor with such a small memory?
Jeff's Editor: By thrift, industry, and hard work... and, uh, catching the publisher with his secretary. Did I get the wrong day?
Jeff: No... no, wrong week. *Next* Wednesday I emerge from this plaster cocoon.
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Characters on South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
- Mr. Garrison
- Mrs. Cartman
- Sheila Broflovski
- Dr. Doctor
- American Representative
- Canadian Representative
- Dr. Vosknocker
- Terrance, Phillip
- Ticket Taker
- Kenny McCormick
- Brian Dennehy
- Bill Gates
- Mr. Mackey
- Big Gay Al
- The Mole
- Eric Cartman
- Canadian Ambassador
- Jimbo Kearn
- Ned Gerblanski
- Billy Baldwin
- Stan Marsh
- George Burns
- Sheila Broslofski
- Woman in Theatre
- Man in Theatre
- Man in Chorus
- Wendy Testeberger
- Sharon Marsh
- Ike Broflovski
- Winona Ryder