Vladimir Quotes in BloodRayne (2005)

Vladimir: My companion seems to be missing. I do not know what has become of him!

Vladimir: [scoffing at Jannard while she's down] Send a bitch to do a man's job...

Tate: [charges and starts beating on him] You're right. They *did* send a bitch to do a man's job.

Edward Cullen: [after learning the Volturi intend to use Renesmee as an excuse to destroy the Cullens and force Alice to join them] What makes you think they'll be satisfied with Alice? What's to stop them from going after Benjamin next? Or Zafrina, or Kate, or anyone else here. Anyone they want. Their goal isn't punishment. It's power, it's acquisition. Carlisle might not ask you to fight, but I will. For the sake of my family, but also for yours. For the way you want to live.

Jacob Black: [stands up] The packs will fight. They've never been afraid of vampires.

Tanya: [the Denali Coven stands] We will fight.

Garrett: [steps forward] This wouldn't be the first time I've fought a king's rule.

Benjamin: [Benjamin stands] We will join you.

Amun: [glances at Benjamin] No!

Benjamin: [glances back at Amun] I will do the right thing, Amun. You may do as you please.

Senna: [as Bella stands] We will stand with you.

Siobhan: [the Irish Coven stands] So will we.

[Peter and Charlotte step forward and nod in support]

Vladimir: That didn't take long.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Vladimir. Stefan. You're a long way from home.

Kate: What are they doing here?

Vladimir: We heard the Volturi were moving against you, but that you would not stand alone.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We didn't do what we were accused of.

Vladimir: [dismissively] We do not care what you did, Carlisle.

Stefan: We have been waiting a millennium for the Italian scum to be challenged.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It's not our plan to fight the Volturi.

Vladimir: Shame. Aro's witnesses will be so disappointed.

Stefan: They enjoy a good fight.

Eleazar: Aro's witnesses?

Vladimir: Aw. Still hoping they'll listen?

Dimitri: I was the boy in the palace - the one who opened the wall. She's the real thing, Vlad.

Vladimir: Then that means that our Anya has found her family. We have found the heir to the Russian throne. And you...

Dimitri: Will walk out of her life forever.

Vladimir: But...

Dimitri: Princesses don't marry kitchen boys.

[Anya and Dimitri have been arguing on the train - Vlad enters the compartment]

Anastasia: Oh, thank goodness it's you!

[points to Dimitri]

Anastasia: Will you please remove him from my sight?

Vladimir: [to Dimitri] What have you done to her?

Dimitri: Me? It's *her*!

Anastasia: HA!

[leaves]

Vladimir: Oh! An unspoken attraction!

Dimitri: *Attraction*? To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?

Vladimir: I was only asking a simple question...

Dimitri: Attraction... ridiculous!

Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own.

Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.

[Dimitri and Anya are waltzing]

Dimitri: That, uh, that dress looks really good on you.

Anastasia: Do you think so?

Dimitri: Yeah. I mean, it looked nice on the hanger but it's even better on you. Y-you, you should wear it!

Anastasia: I *am* wearing it!

Dimitri: Oh, oh yes, I was just, um, trying to give you a... a...

Anastasia: Complement?

Dimitri: Yeah.

Vladimir: [singing] It's one, two, three/ And suddenly/ I see it at a glance/ She's radiant/ And confidant/ And born to take this chance/ I taught her well/ I planned it all/ I just forgot/ Romance/ Vlad, how could you do this?/ How will we get through this?/ I never should have let them/ Dance!

Anastasia: I feel a little... dizzy.

Dimitri: Kind of... light-headed?

Anastasia: Yeah...

Dimitri: Me too. Probably from all the spinning.

[they stop dancing]

Dimitri: Maybe we should stop.

Anastasia: [quietly] We *have* stopped.

Dimitri: Anya, I...

Anastasia: Yes?

[they lean in... ]

Anastasia: [singing] And I recall his yellow cat!

Vladimir: [singing to Dimitri] I don't believe we told her that...

Vladimir: That's what I hate about this government. Everything's in red.

[the overheated train engine and the baggage car have been separated from the rest of the train]

Dimitri: What was that?

Vladimir: I don't know, but there goes the dining car.

Vladimir: [correcting Anya as she and Dimitri waltz] No, no, Anya. *You* don't lead, let him.

Anastasia: [singing] I never cared for Stroganoff!

Vladimir: [singing] She said that like a Romanov!

Vladimir: [after tempting Anya to be Anastasia] I'm telling you we're walking away too soon!

Dimitri: I'm telling you I've got it all under control... ok walk a little slower...

Vladimir: Dimitri! I think someone has flambéed our engine!

Vladimir: Business is business! But Moses... is Moses!

Vladimir: What's happening here?

Leningrad Cowboys: No tequila. Save us, Moses.

Vladimir: Jesus saves, Moses invests. Back to the bus!

Vladimir: It is written in the holy Bible that Moses never sees the Promised Land. That is why I, Moses, have to go back to the European Community.

Vladimir: Leave my daughter alone! Do you have to bring this issue up?

Vladimir: You purport to be an agent provocateur. I am at a loss to think what you can have provoked, except for my patience.

Vladimir: A bomb in the National Gallery would create some effect, but principally among artists and art critics, people of no consequence.