Vivian Petunia Quotes in Petunia (2012)

Vivian Petunia: I think I like you more than him.

Adrian Petunia: You're supposed to like me more than him. You're married to him.

Vivian Petunia: You know, if it wasn't you, it'd probably be somebody else.

Adrian Petunia: Yeah, I guess it's better to keep it in the family.

[Vivian controls her laughter]

Charlie Petunia: Vivian, you can't drink with the baby!

Vivian Petunia: Charlie, that's a partial myth.

Charlie Petunia: No, it's not. You'll get the baby drunk.

Vivian Petunia: Hmm... lucky him.