Vivian Quotes in Jurassic World (2015)

Lowery: Someone has to stay behind.

[leans in to kiss]

Vivian: Uh, I have a boyfriend.

Vivian: Did you close the deal?

Claire: Looks like it. Verizon Wireless presents the Indominus Rex.

Lowery: Ugh, that is so terrible. Why not just go the distance, Claire, and just let these corporations name the dinosaurs? They got all the ball parks. Why stop there?

Claire: Why are the west plains closed?

Vivian: Another Pachy roaming outside his zone. But he's fully sedated and ready for relocation.

Vivian: You'd better get in shape, too, Alfredo. I don't know whether you're here to protect me, or I'm here to protect you.

Vivian: Lover, you're run down. And this vacation in Portofino isn't helping you much.

Brad: *Now* what's the matter? Jealous of your pupils, Vivian?

Vivian: I'm gonna worry about competition from those young things? Come on, Brad!

Robin Harris: Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.

Dorothea: Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.

Robin Harris: Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.

Dorothea: That's okay. You mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Robin Harris: Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.

Robin Harris: Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.

Jamika: I think it's time to flush and leave.

Dorothea: You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man.

Jamika: Well, girlfriend. Here's some lotion for your ashy ankles. That'll make it even easier.

Dorothea: That's okay. Your mama's so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.

Vivian: You know what that was all about, right? He still loves you.

Dorothea: No wonder we're not gettin' anywhere! Get some of this food off the boat!

Vivian: But I need it to live!

Vivian: You're late.

Edward Lewis: You're stunning.

Vivian: You're forgiven.

Vivian: People put you down enough, you start to believe it.

Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman.

Vivian: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?

Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!

Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

[after negotiating three thousand dollars]

Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.

Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?

Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.

Shop assistant: Oh.

Vivian: You people work on commission, right?

Shop assistant: Yeah.

Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.

Vivian: I want the fairy tale.

Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!

Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.

Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.

Vivian: Then stop calling me.

Edward Lewis: I never treated you like a prostitute.

[Walks away]

Vivian: You just did.

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.

Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?

Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?

Vivian: She rescues him right back.

Vivian: I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.

Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.

Edward Lewis: Veg out?

Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.

Edward Lewis: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.

[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.

Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

[At the beginning of the evening]

Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!

Vivian: [sitting with Edward leaning against her in the bathtub] Did I mention, my leg is 44" from hip to toe. So basically we are talking about 88" of therapy, wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000 dollars.

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Vivian: Bridge? He's not really my uncle.

Bridget: They never are dear.

Lady at polo match: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.

Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?

Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

Edward Lewis: 6 nights at $300 is $1800

Vivian: You want days too.

Edward Lewis: $2000

Vivian: $3000

Edward Lewis: Done.

Edward Lewis: It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.

Vivian: Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.

Vivian: [Sitting at a table, naked and only wearing a tie] How was your day dear?

Edward Lewis: Nice tie!

Vivian: I got it for you.

Vivian: [Vivian slips an escargot while having dinner with Edward and Mr. Morse] Oops... slippery little suckers.

[Vivian calls Kit]

Vivian: I called and called, where were you last night?

Kit: Ma?

Edward Lewis: How much for the entire night?

Vivian: Stay here? You couldn't afford it.

Edward Lewis: Try me.

Vivian: 300 dollars.

Edward Lewis: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.

Vivian: Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here.

Edward Lewis: No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight.

Vivian: Is it your birthday?

Edward Lewis: No, no. Not my birthday.

Vivian: Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties.

Edward Lewis: I'll bet you have.

Vivian: When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."

Kit: You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

Vivian: Take care of you.

Edward Lewis: What's your name?

Vivian: What do you want it to be?

Vivian: what's going on

Edward Lewis: I don't know, you left and suddenly I'm in the middle of The West Side Story

Edward Lewis: [Edward and Vivian are bargaining about Vivian's "Salary" at the end of the week] $2,000

Vivian: 3,000

Edward Lewis: Done

Vivian: Holy shit!

Carlos: Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick?

Edward Lewis: I am not a trick. This is a trick. Darryl! Left pocket. Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen. - Don't you ever go near her again.

Vivian: Does Darryl always carry a gun?

Edward Lewis: When he drives me, yes, always.

Vivian: So, what's your name?

Edward Lewis: Edward.

Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

Vivian: [referring to Philip Stuckey] Real genuine guy. Who is he?

Edward Lewis: He's my lawyer. He's all right.

Vivian: You could freeze ice on his wife's ass.

Edward Lewis: Maybe we'll try that later.

Vivian: [after Edward catches her singing along to Prince] Don't you just love Prince?

Edward Lewis: More than life itself.

Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Vivian: You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice.

Vivian: Oh honey you know what's happened I got a runner in my pantyhose, I'm not wearing pantyhose.

Edward Lewis: [Watching a Horse Match] Well done!

Vivian: Well done! WOO! WOO! WOO!

Vivian: What would it be like?

Edward Lewis: It would get you off of the street.

Vivian: That's just geography.

Kit: You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did.

Vivian: Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.

Vivian: So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend?

Edward Lewis: I have both.

Vivian: I think you have a lot of special gifts.

Edward Lewis: Are you ok?

Vivian: I'm fine!

Edward Lewis: Seven "fine"s since we left the polo match. Can I have another word?

Vivian: ASSHOLE! *There's* a *word*!

Edward Lewis: I think I liked *fine* better.

Edward Lewis: A buffet of safety?

Vivian: I'm a safety girl.

[Edward stands up]

Vivian: All right, let's get one of these on ya.

Vivian: I say who, I say when, I say...

[blubbering]

Vivian: WHO.

Vivian: Nice outfit.

Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

Vivian: You know, I'm still shocked that you didn't give Callahan the alibi.

Elle: It wasn't my alibi to tell.

Vivian: I know, I thought that was very... classy of you.

Vivian: Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

John Beckwith: I hope just 50 but who knows.

Vivian: Who's Jade Spence?

Sondra Pransky: A would-be investigative reporter who has fallen in love with the object of her investigation.

Vivian: You dropped out of high school?

Eliot: It was an option. I wanted to join the workforce.

Vivian: What do you do?

Eliot: I sell pot.

Eliot: [looking at his backseat] There's blood. Do you still have your period?

Vivian: No, I would've warned you.

Eliot: What just happened here?

Vivian: ...Let's just get dressed.

Eliot: Are you telling me I popped your cherry?

Vivian: I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I just wanted to get it over with. No ceremony.

Eliot: That puts a lot of pressure on a man. Did you think of that? Did you think of me? You know what this makes me? A criminal. On 2 counts! Devirginizing a minor.

Vivian: Are you starring at my breasts?

Eliot: No!

Vivian: [lifts up her shirt] Well look at them!

Eliot: Ok...

Vivian: What do they make you think?

Eliot: I don't know

Vivian: Do they looked deformed?

Eliot: No, they look beautiful!

Vivian: Do you want to touch them?

Eliot: Ok.

[Eliot and Viv are giving Rita a lift to her boyfriend's place]

Eliot: All right, we're close. I know this neighborhood. I do a lot of business up here.

Rita Abromowitz: Really? What do you do?

Vivian: He deals drugs.

Eliot: Vivian! Will you mind not going around misrepresenting me like that? Jesus. I just don't want anyone to the get the wrong idea that I'm like some kind of school yard pusher.

Rita Abromowitz: Oh, I don't mind. In fact, do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around?

[rapidly]

Rita Abromowitz: Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...

Vivian: Rita!

Eliot: Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.

Rita Abromowitz: That shit makes me paranoid.

Bartleby: I don't drive.

The Boss: You don't drive? Well, then how did you get here? Did you walk? There are no sidewalks!

[speaks into the intercom]

The Boss: Vivian, can you take a bus here?

Vivian: [speaking through the intercom] Ah... yes. From my house I would take the 36 to the terminal in town. Then transfer there to the 80 and get off at the shopping center then catch the 48. There's only one - at 7:10 AM. The ride is roughly an hour and a half from the mall, so to get here by nine, I have to leave the house by 4:45. My car was in the shop last week so I looked into the bus schedule but

[pause]

Vivian: , obviously, I took a taxi.

The Boss: [pause] Thank you, Vivian.

Vivian: Will you think of me next year at midnight?

Wilson: Yeah. I'll think of you every year for the rest of my life.

Wilson: [On a blind date with Vivian] What are you looking for?

Vivian: The love of my life.

Wilson: On Craigslist?

Vivian: [Fighting with her ex over the phone while out with Wilson] You know what? It doesn't even matter anymore. It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I am on a date tonight. And I am on a date with this wonderful, amazing, smart, attractive, handsome man. And you know what? He thinks I'm beautiful, Jack.

Wilson: No, no, no, no, don't. Not good, not smart. Oh shit. Great, I'm gonna get shot.

Jack: You're with a guy?

Wilson: Don't do this.

Vivian: Oh yeah! I like this guy so much that I think I'm gonna go home and I'm going to fuck this guy tonight!

Wilson: Oh shit.

Vivian: And I'm gonna fuck him over and over and over and over.

Wilson: That's gonna be awesome.

James: You're going to have to take that rag off your face if you expect her to read your lips.

Vivian: She can read my tits!

[last lines]

Lucy: We should go to the park this weekend and watch all the children shooting squirrels with their BB guns.

Vivian: True. We don't appreciate nature, enough.

Vivian: The simple plan is, no one in this room is going to have sex with anyone else in this room. We'll be platonic... like our parents.

Vivian: You need to get laid.

Lucy: YOU need to get laid!

Vivian: I don't need to get laid. I stored it up before me and Hector broke up.

Lucy: Stored up? What are you, a chipmunk?

Vivian: You don't just make out with someone in a meat locker who you're indifferent to.

Vivian: I don't like your manners.

Marlowe: And I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. I don't mind your ritzing me drinking your lunch out of a bottle. But don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me.

Vivian: You go too far, Marlowe.

Marlowe: Those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially when he's walking out of your bedroom.

Vivian: Why did you have to go on?

Marlowe: Too many people told me to stop.

Vivian: You've forgotten one thing - me.

Philip Marlowe: What's wrong with you?

Vivian: Nothing you can't fix.

[last lines]

Vivian: Speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them workout a little first, see if they're front runners or come from behind, find out what their hole card is, what makes them run.

Marlowe: Find out mine?

Vivian: I think so.

Marlowe: Go ahead.

Vivian: I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free.

Marlowe: You don't like to be rated yourself.

Vivian: I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?

Marlowe: Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how, how far you can go.

Vivian: A lot depends on who's in the saddle.

[after a kiss]

Vivian: I liked that. I'd like more.

Vivian: What will your first step be?

Philip Marlowe: The usual one.

Vivian: I didn't know there was a usual one.

Philip Marlowe: Well, sure there is. It comes complete with diagrams on page 47 of 'How to be a Detective in 10 Easy Lessons' correspondent school textbook and, uh, your father offered me a drink.

Vivian: You must've read another one on how to be a comedian.

Vivian: So you're a private detective. I didn't know they existed, except in books, or else they were greasy little men snooping around hotel corridors. My, you're a mess, aren't you?

Philip Marlowe: I'm not very tall either. Next time I'll come on stilts wear a white tie and carry a tennis racket.

Vivian: I doubt if even that will help.

Vivian: So you do get up, I was beginning to think you worked in bed like Marcel Proust.

Marlowe: Who's he?

Vivian: You wouldn't know him, a French writer.

Marlowe: Come into my boudoir.

Philip Marlowe: How'd you happen to pick out this place?

Vivian: Maybe I wanted to hold your hand.

Philip Marlowe: Oh, that can be arranged.

Vivian: Do you always think you can handle people like, uh, trained seals?

Philip Marlowe: Uh-huh. I usually get away with it too.

Vivian: How nice for you.

Vivian: How did you find her?

Marlowe: I didn't find her.

Vivian: Well then how did you...

Marlowe: I haven't been here, you haven't seen me, and she hasn't been out of the house all evening.

Philip Marlowe: You wanna tell me now?

Vivian: Tell you what?

Philip Marlowe: What it is you're trying to find out. You know, it's a funny thing. You're trying to find out what your father hired me to find out, and I'm trying to find out why you want to find out.

Vivian: You could go on forever, couldn't you? Anyway it'll give us something to talk about next time we meet.

Philip Marlowe: Among other things.

Vivian: [Vivian is leaving Mr. Marlowe's office] "Good-bye, Mr Marlowe."

Philip Marlowe: [When Vivian tries to open the door the deadbolt is locked] "Well, it wasn't intentional."

Vivian: [Vivian unlocks the deadbolt, turns and smiles] "Try it sometime."

[Vivian leaves and closes the door behind her]

Vivian: Wolfe, I'm so glad you could come, how terrific.

Wolfe Lissner: Hello Vivian, this is Venetia.

Vivian: Hello Venetia. Well we're all drinking in here so do come on through. I do wish you'd been here last night Wolfe, some lovely faces came down.

[from trailer]

Vivian: What's the city taught you?

Aiden: That the werewolf stories have gotten it all wrong. In the loup garoux legend, they're not cursed, their blessed. Like the moon turning them into wolves, that's all how it's twisted later. The loup garoux can change whenever they want. It's- it's, uh... mind over matter. Transcendence. You know, they believe they will change, and in that moment they do. Can you imagine that? From a man to a wolf.

Vivian: Sounds beautiful.

Aiden: It is. Uh, supposedly, you could kill them with silver, but also with fire.

Vivian: Really.

Aiden: Yeah. A- and you couldn't become one, you know? Be bitten or whatever. You're either born a loup garoux or you're not.

Vivian: Oh.

Aiden: And in the stories, they say that if you harm a loup garoux, if they bleed, that they show you just a glimpse of what they really are. It's all in the eyes, apparently.

Vivian: What we are not is what we are taught to fear.

Vivian: Your traditions can go to hell.

Vivian: This is my world. These are my people. They believe in prophecies and destiny, I believe we make our own.

Vivian: Where are we heading?

Aiden: How about the Age of Hope.

Aiden: [pause]

Aiden: Either that or Paris.

Gabriel: The Ancient prophesy said that a girl from the bloodline of leaders would one day command us. And lead us into a New Age of Hope and Living. I thought that girl was you.

Vivian: And how would the New Age of Hope look like? How much blood will there be?

Gabriel: Lets find out, tonight.

[pulls out a knife]

Gabriel: We hunt, you and I.

Vivian: Go to hell.

Rafe: Yes, I probably will.

Vivian: May you know the Age of Hope when you see it.

Vivian: WE are nothing.

Astrid: When l was 19, l was pregnant. lt was my choice. And what l found was it's best to stay where you belong.

Vivian: lf you know where you belong.

Vivian: Just here to drink, Drago.

Desk Man: That's what they all say.

Vivian: When they come, they'll come in numbers with guns.And not just for you. They'll come for all of us.

Rafe: Spoken like a bitch who's been there.

Vivian: Some girls will steal your heart, this bitch'll eat it.

Gabriel: We only kill to survive.

Vivian: What would frighten me to death? Set the mood for me, Mark.

Mark Lewis: Imagine... someone coming towards you... who wants to kill you... regardless of the consequences.

Vivian: A madman?

Mark Lewis: Yes. But he knows it - and you don't.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I got this convention to go to in New Orleans at the end of the month. Why don't you come along?

Vivian: Don't do that.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: What?

Vivian: Be unpredictable.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Come on, we'll have fun. Just the two of us. Why not? I mean it.

Vivian: I don't even have a suitcase.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I'll buy you a suitcase.

Vivian: I wouldn't know what to do.

Cay: You can start by putting the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door.

Vivian: [while kissing Cay] I don't usually feel this way at 11 o'clock in the morning.

Vivian: I won't take off my robe.

Cay: Well, we all have to draw the line somewhere.

Cay: I want you to open the door.

Vivian: And I want you to leave me alone.

Cay: I can't! Honest.

Cay: [after Vivian breaks away from a passionate kiss] We don't have to stop.

Vivian: I do.

Cay: Where did you learn to kiss like that?

Vivian: I don't know where that came from. It's back where it belongs, and I don't want to talk about it anymore. Take me back.

Cay: [tries to look through the rain on the windshield] I can't see a thing!

Vivian: I'll take my chances. Just drive.

[last lines]

Vivian: Come with me. Ride with me to the next station.

Cay: What are we gonna get settled in 40 minutes?

Vivian: I'll talk fast.

Cay: Send me a postcard when you get there. What is it you want?

Vivian: Another 40 minutes with you.

Cay: Come on. I'm used to this.

Vivian: Well, I'm not!

Cay: Listen, you're just visiting the way I live. I guess it would suit you find to hide in that hotel room until your train leaves.

Vivian: Oh, then let's hire a float. You are so insistent on making everyone think the way you do!

Cay: Oh, yeah. You're making real headway in that department!

Vivian: No fear, no confusion, so self-assured.

Cay: I don't act that way to change the world. I act that way so that the goddamn world won't change me!

Vivian: Can I be honest with you, Frances?

Frances: It's a dyin' art, so be my guest.

Vivian: [of her marriage] It drowned in still waters.

Vivian: [to Cay] I've never felt this way before.

Vivian: My only clear memory is arriving. The rest is a blur. An absolute blur.

Vivian: With 13 million people out there, you're bound to find yourself a real nice girl.

Keller Coleman: Think so?

[Vivian nods and they hug]

Vivian: We've got to stop! There have been eight deaths since the work began!

Vivian: You can't possibly win. You can't even control your own mind.

Jim Majelewski: Watch me.