Vitalstatistix Quotes in Astérix et les Vikings (2006)

[Justforkix sees Asterix and Obelix after an intense and - to him - frightening 3 days of training]

Justforkix: No! Please!

[Hides behind Impedimenta]

Justforkix: Do *not* leave me alone with them!

Vitalstatistix: [to Asterix and Obelix] Ooh, is THAT what you call "fantastic", "great" progress? I gave you a mission to make a man of him!

[Asterix and Obelix look ashamed]

Justforkix: Uh, nobody asked *me* if I *wanted* to be a man!