Virginia Quotes in Bugsy (1991)


Virginia Quotes:

  • Virginia: Well


    Virginia: my oh my, you're pretty ferocious for a mom's concern, aren't ya? The rest of the time you're just some good-looking, sweet-talking, charm-oozing, fuck-happy fellow with nothing to offer but some dialogue. Dialogue is cheap in Hollywood Ben... why don't you run outside and jerk yourself a soda.

  • "Bugsy" Siegel: Got a light?

    Virginia: The way you were looking at me, I thought you were going to ask for something more interesting.

    "Bugsy" Siegel: Like what?

    Virginia: Use your imagination.

    "Bugsy" Siegel: I'm using it.

    Virginia: ...Let me know when you're finished.

  • Virginia: Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?

  • Virginia: Do you always talk this much before you do it?

    "Bugsy" Siegel: I only talk this much before I kill someone.

    [they kiss]

  • "Bugsy" Siegel: I just want you to answer the question that I'm really asking; how much money have you stolen from this hotel?

    Virginia: Hey, look, I've done a hundred times the amount of work I would have to do to justify taking anything I could get my hands on!

    "Bugsy" Siegel: How much did you get your hands on?

    Virginia: NOTHING! Not a cent! And I could've taken a LOT too! And you wouldn't have known the difference because you're an irresponsible, unrealistic, unreliable, undependable, philandering fuck!

  • Virginia: [while walking on the golf course] What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?

    Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

  • Virginia: [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.

    Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!

    Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

    Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard.

  • Virginia: [while on an ice rink] I thought we were going to be just friends.

    Happy Gilmore: What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

  • [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. The crowd goes wild]

    Happy Gilmore: [shouts] He shoots, he scores!

    [Happy turns to Chubbs]

    Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.

    Chubbs: Good plan.

    [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away]

    Virginia: [to Shooter] Did you see that?

    Shooter McGavin: Yes. Nice shot.

    Virginia: He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*!

    Shooter McGavin: I know. I just said I saw it.

    Virginia: [laughs] Oh, I hope he *wins*. He's a publicist's *dream*. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd.

    [Virginia walks away smiling]

    Shooter McGavin: [under his breath] You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

    [Shooter follows Virginia scowling]

  • Happy Gilmore: [in a bar] I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!

    Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.

    Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!

    Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!

    Virginia: Hey! What's going on here, huh?

    Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.

    Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?

    Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.

  • Virginia: [Happy has just been hit by a car] Happy! Happy are you okay?

    Happy Gilmore: [groaning] Volkswagen!

    Donald: [out of the window, driving the car] Jackass!

  • Happy Gilmore: [while on an ice rink] I'll make you a bet.

    Virginia: Do you always carry a puck with you?

    Happy Gilmore: [while skating towards her] Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.

    Virginia: Really?

    Happy Gilmore: Good luck.

    [Virginia shoots puck and scores]

    Happy Gilmore: Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.

  • Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): What is this?

    Virginia: Your usual rum raisin banana-split breakfast.

    Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): Of course! what else would the junk food junkie eat for breakfast?

    [looking at the girls, who are staring]

    Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): You notice something different about me, right? Something different?

  • Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): Could I trouble you for a dime, dear?

    Virginia: [shocked] Could-I-trouble-you-for-a-dime-dear?

  • Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): [needing bus fare] Virginia could you possibly...

    Virginia: No I couldn't possibly! I know you've got more change than that, Annabel, I've seen the way you walk.

    Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): The way I walk?

    Mrs. Andrews: [thinks] Of course!

    [takes off her shoe and coins scatter]

  • Virginia: I caught a big fat bug right in my spider web and now the spider gets to give the bug a big sting. Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!

  • Elizabeth: Spiders don't eat other spiders.

    Virginia: Cannibal spiders do.

  • Elizabeth: What's it gonna do, Bruno?

    Bruno, The Chauffeur: Well, it's gonna it's gonna make a big flash and go bang!

    Virginia: Oh boy!

  • Virginia: Sure, he should be committed!

    Milly: Of course, you'd want me to commit him, get him out of your life, put him away permanently someplace where he can never again remind either one of you of your horrible guilt; how you and you had committed the ugliest of all possible sins, so ugly that it drove him into the state he's in now!

    Mr. Hanson: What kind of a woman are you to be satisfied with only half a man? There must be so...

    Milly: Even when he doesn't know what he's doing, he's a saner man than you are! He's decent and proud. Can you say the same for yourselves? Where's your decency? In what garbage dump, Mr. Hanson? And where's yours, you tramp?

    Mr. Hanson: I don't have to listen to that!

    Virginia: She's the one who's crazy!

    Mr. Hanson: She has to be crazy to put up with that weakling!

    Milly: You, his loving, doting fraud of a father! And you, you SLUT! You're both so consumed with evil, so ROTTEN! Your filthy souls are too evil for Hell itself!

  • Bernie Walton: She looks very well like Mona Marshall, but can she act like her?

    Virginia: [imitating Mona Marshall] Oh, my thyroids!

  • Virginia: [on the stage at the Hollywood Bowl] Yoo-hoo! Can you hear me?

    Ronnie Bowers: [standing at the top of the hill] I can hear you, but I can hardly see you!

    Virginia: I can see you! You look like the man in the moon!

  • Virginia: Gee, Pony, Mac's a grand person.

    Pony: Well, he's gonna be awfully out of place among those Little Lord Fauntleroys they drag in here every Sunday. If you took all the hair off of their combined chests, you wouldn't have enough to make a wig for a grape.

  • Virginia: But if they have those rules, and we're on our honor, I...

    Pony: Honor? You're supposed to do exactly as you please in this old ladies home for nice young gals. Just don't get caught, that's all.

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