Viola Fields Quotes in Monster-in-Law (2005)

Viola Fields: [Leaning on car] That little bitch. Come on Ruby. Lets go to the beach and drink wine.

Ruby: [Grunts while putting in luggage]

Viola Fields: Whats wrong Ruby?

Ruby: You know exactly what!

[Picks up luggage]

Ruby: Move

Viola Fields: Ruby, whats wrong?

Ruby: I am sick! I am sick, sick, sick of your shit! And when im not sick, i'm tired! I am sick and tired!

Viola Fields: What are you trying to say?

Ruby: [closes trunk] Damn you and your luggage!

[rushes to car]

Viola Fields: [rushes to car] Ruby? Ruby? Ruby, your not going to leave me like everyone else, are you?

Ruby: Of course not! You old slut!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: And about the holidays...

Viola Fields: Are you gonna keep me away?

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You must be present for every Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital, and soccer game in our kids' lives. I want you to love them, and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't. Like how to throw a right hook for example. I want you there, Viola. I do, up front and center. From this point i will not negotiate.

Ruby: Damn, that girl can give a nice little speech!

Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!

Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.

Viola Fields: Thank You.

Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.

Viola Fields: Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy.

Ruby: Whatever made you think he wasn't?

Viola Fields: I thought you were dead, but evil doesn't die so easily.

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Where's your bridesmaid dress?

Viola Fields: Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter, she works at Hooters, she was thrilled.

Ruby: [listening from outside door] I have a daughter?

Viola Fields: [noticing Charlie's necklace] why the question mark?

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Oh, 'cause I just don't know.

Viola Fields: [Ruby and Viola arguing at the car] What's wrong with you?

Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!

Viola Fields: Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch.

Viola Fields: [after asking the question about what the pop star likes to do for fun] Do you ever read a newspaper?

Ruby: [in control room] Newspaper? Viola, the girl got stars on her nipples.

Pop Star: [Laughs while talking] I dont have much time for that.

Viola Fields: So what you're saying is that you dont know whats going on in the world. And yet you've sold over

[looks down at card]

Viola Fields: 39 million albums. CD'S. And millions of kids listen to your lyrics. "If you wanna know me, look inside my make-up bag". Your influicing an entire population of kids who wont know how to think straight. Or how to vote for a president. Or understand the significance of Roe vs Wade.

Pop Star: Oh!

[laughs]

Pop Star: I don't support boxing as a sport. I think it's to violent.

Viola Fields: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Throws herself on pop star]

Viola Fields: [blows airhorn] I'm sorry! I thought it was air freshener!

Viola Fields: Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care.

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Weren't you married four times?

Ruby: Charlie's face will blow up like a balloon!

Viola Fields: Good, then it will match the rest of her body.

Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!

Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!

Viola Fields: The flower girls are drunk again!

Viola Fields: What do you do for fun?

Pop Star: I love watching really old movies. They're my favorite.

Viola Fields: Really? Really? Which ones?

Pop Star: Well, "Grease" and "Grease II." Um, "Benji." I love "Benji." "Free Willy," um..."Legally Blonde," "The Little Mermaid."

Viola Fields: [Walks out of institution] Ruby, oh my dearest friend. I've missed you so much.

Ruby: Well good. They still got you medicated.

Viola Fields: Ruby, Ruby. Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother, too. What if I drive her crazy?

Ruby: Ok, now you're foaming at the mouth.