Vinnie Daniel Quotes in The Big Short (2015)

Mark Baum: [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!

Vinnie Daniel: [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.

Vinnie Daniel: How are you f***ing us?

Jared Vennett: When you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out. I'm gonna make a fortune. The good news is Vinnie, you're not going to care cause you're gonna make so much money. That's what I get out of it. Wanna know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the banana and the nuts. Right now I get the sprinkles, and ya - if this goes thru, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae Vinny. You get the sundae.

Vinnie Daniel: All right. I buy that. Thank you.

Vinnie Daniel: It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck at golf.

Mark Baum: It's time to call bullshit.

Vinnie Daniel: Bullshit on what?

Mark Baum: Every fucking thing.

Vinnie Daniel: But wait, you *are* the bank, I mean, you work for the bank. I bet your margins are pretty nice and fat.

Jared Vennett: Let's not talk about my margins by the way. Being nice and fat... That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?

Jared Vennett: You smell that? What is that?

Mark Baum: What?

Jared Vennett: What's that smell?

Vinnie Daniel: Your cologne?

Jared Vennett: No.

[pause and looks to his assistant]

Jared's Assistant (Chris): Opportunity.

Jared Vennett: No. Money.

Porter Collins: Ooh...

Jared Vennett: I smell money.