Vince Latello Quotes in My Science Project (1985)


Vince Latello Quotes:

  • Cop: Hey kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night?

    Vince Latello: Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.

  • Vince Latello: I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!

  • Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.

    Michael Harlan: Oh yeah.

    Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.

    Michael Harlan: What did she do?

    Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary!

  • Vince Latello: I just want to be home watching cartoons!

  • Sherman: This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!

    Vince Latello: Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!

  • Vince Latello: [gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug!

  • Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter] We need a book.

    Sherman: Oh, a car book?

    Vince Latello: [mockingly] A car book?

    Michael Harlan: No, a book on strange things.

    Sherman: Like Vince.

    Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!

  • Vince Latello: Son of a bitch, whaddaya call this wawa?

    Sherman: I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.

    Vince Latello: Well I don't care what country he's from! One shot to the chones an' he's down!

  • Bob Roberts: You guys skipped my science finals today! Where were you?

    Michael Harlan: We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...

    Vince Latello: Yeah, in the ozone.

    Bob Roberts: In the ozone, Blowzone! Now look, I'm tired of you two. Let me tell you something, unless your science project is dyno-supreme


    Bob Roberts: you both get D's!

    Vince Latello: [eagerly] Hey I'll take it!

  • Vince Latello: [smiling and waving to the camera with shades on while taking his mugshot] Hi, mom!

    Policewoman: You dirty little cockroach...

    Vince Latello: Why what's the matter, I got boogers?

    [finger up his nose]

    Policewoman: [in his face] Kid, why do you wear your sunglasses at night?

    Vince Latello: Because when you're COOL... the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a DAY!

    Policewoman: [rips off his shades] Oh, yeah?

    [stiff-arms him against the wall and walks away]

    Vince Latello: Chill out, Butch... and get a shave.

  • Vince Latello: Danger makes great sex. Catch you guys later!

    Michael Harlan: Latello, wait!

    Vince Latello: Hey! These are all optical dillusions. Like ghosts, so it's cool!

    [calling into the fog]

    Vince Latello: Here comes Latello, YO!

    [Neanderthal Man jumps out and attacks]

  • Ellie Sawyer: [while being chased by police] What are we going to do?

    Vince Latello: About one to five with good behavior.

  • Vince Latello: I don't believe this! I could be home watchin' Magnum!

    Michael Harlan: Will you stop whining?


  • Vince Latello: [Digging in the trunk of the police car] I'm comin', I'm comin'. But if I'm gonna get sucked into a time/space warp like Bob-o-rino...

    [whips out a shotgun and cocks it]

    Vince Latello: I'm goin' in there packin'!

  • Vince Latello: I don't see that either, right?

  • Bob Roberts: This thing is creating light and energy without heat, Michael!

    Michael Harlan: How is that possible?

    Bob Roberts: It's not possible! Not in this World, anyway.

    Vince Latello: Whoa, what other World are we talking about?

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