Victor Scrimshaw Quotes in Innerspace (1987)


Victor Scrimshaw Quotes:

  • Victor Scrimshaw: In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?

  • Victor Scrimshaw: Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got 'em, nobody has the balls to use 'em. Am I right?

    [Jack shrugs, then tries to say something]

    Victor Scrimshaw: Space, you say? Space is a flop. Didn't you know that?

    [Jack shakes his head]

    Victor Scrimshaw: An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but! - miniaturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge everybody's been looking for. Who will have that edge Jack? What country... will control miniaturization?

    [takes a puff of his cigar]

    Victor Scrimshaw: Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm only in this for the money. And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod out

    [prods Jack's side]

    Victor Scrimshaw: from inside of you!

    [laughs maniacally around his cigar]

  • [Scrimshaw, shrunk down to half his normal size, is grappling with Jack inside a speeding car]

    Victor Scrimshaw: You insignificant little pipsqueak, I'm in charge here!

  • [Margaret prepares to inject a miniaturized Igoe into Jack]

    Victor Scrimshaw: Now, wait a minute. What happens once Igoe's taken control of their pod?

    Dr. Margaret Canker: Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out through a tear duct or a sweat gland.

    Victor Scrimshaw: Why chance that? Once he's gotten control of the pod and takes the chip, let's re-enlarge.

    Dr. Margaret Canker: While it's still inside Mr. Putter?

    Victor Scrimshaw: Why not?

    Dr. Margaret Canker: Have you any idea what kind of mess that would make?

  • Victor Scrimshaw: [trapped in the miniaturizer with Canker] We're in here!

    Cop: Who's in there?

    Dr. Margaret Canker: The green button!

    Scrimshaw's Henchman: Dr. Canker?

    Victor Scrimshaw: [to the henchman] Press the green button, you fool!

    Dr. Margaret Canker: He'll never find it!

    Victor Scrimshaw: The man's a high school graduate! The green button, you fool!

  • Victor Scrimshaw: Come in here you Safeway clerk!

  • Victor Scrimshaw: Putter, don't be a Putz! Get in here!

  • [Lydia herds Scrimshaw and his thugs into the miniaturizer at gunpoint, while Jack is fiddling with the control panel]

    Dr. Margaret Canker: Don't worry, they won't know how to close it.

    [the door closes over them]

    Victor Scrimshaw: Certainly not. I'll get you for this, Margaret.

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