Vickie Quotes in Reality Bites (1994)

Vickie: Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?

Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.

Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.

Vickie: Évian is "naïve" spelled backward.

Vickie: [about Troy] He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women... I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.

Vickie: Don't Bogart that can, man...

Troy Dyer: Are you retarded?

Vickie: No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy...

Vickie: Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!

Vickie: I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

Vickie: Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.

Vickie: Welcome to the Maxi Pad.

Lelaina: You've been waiting for this since the day we met.

Vickie: Oh, who told you that, Your psychic partner?

Sammy: I have something to tell you, I am... a homo... homosexual.

Vickie: [beat] Oh, Christ.

Vickie: It's time you forgave yourself.

Alex Cross: Vickie, you know that forgiving yourself is the one thing a person cannot do.

Vickie: So, what did you do?

Walter: I molested little girls.

Vickie: [laughs in disbelief]

Walter: 12 years in prison is no joke.

Vickie: So, are you gonna tell me your dark secret?

Walter: Why do you wanna know?

Vickie: Don't you think I should know before we have sex?

Walter: [looks at her]

Vickie: I don't like to waste time.