Vicki Vale Quotes in Batman (1989)


Vicki Vale Quotes:

  • Vicki Vale: What do you want?

    The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.

    Vicki Vale: You must be joking.

    The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

  • Vicki Vale: [distracting Joker] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.

    Batman: Excuse me.

    [Joker looks]

    Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    [punches him]

  • Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.

    Batman: He's psychotic.

    Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.

    Batman: What people?

    Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?

    Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?

  • Vicki Vale: You're insane!

    Joker: I thought I was a Pisces.

  • Vicki Vale: You're insane!

    Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!

  • The Joker: I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...

    [lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]

    The Joker: ...threw herself out of the window.

    Vicki Vale: Oh, my God.

    The Joker: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

    [breaks the mask and starts giggling]

  • Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.

    Vicki Vale: Oh really!

    Batman: Let's go.

  • Vicki Vale: What can I do for you?

    The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.

  • Vicki Vale: He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot.

    Bruce Wayne: Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.

  • Vicki Vale: [speaking across the entire dining room table] Could you pass the salt?

  • Vicki Vale: Aww! He took the film!

  • Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?

    Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.

  • [Last lines]

    Alfred Pennyworth: I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.

    Vicki Vale: Hi, Alfred.

    Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.

    Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised.

  • Vicki Vale: What about *your* family?

    Bruce Wayne: Well, actually, Alfred is my family.

    Vicki Vale: You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.

    Bruce Wayne: Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.

  • Vicki Vale: I'm reading your stuff.

    Alexander Knox: Well, I'm reading yours.

    Vicki Vale: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.

  • [last lines]

    Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, I regret to inform you that master Wayne is going to be a little late tonight.

    Vicki Vale: [grinning] I'm not at all surprised.

  • [last lines]

    [Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording]

    Bruce Wayne: Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you?

    Vicki Vale: Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.

    [to Batman]

    Vicki Vale: You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong.

    Batman: Really? Who did you think I was?

    Vicki Vale: Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly?

    Batman: Yes, wasn't it?

  • Officer Murphy: You can't go in there!

    Vicki Vale: Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine.

    Officer Murphy: Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!

  • Vicki Vale: Untie me please!

    Batman: Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!

  • Vicki Vale: Will you do me a favor?

    Batman: Certainly.

    Vicki Vale: I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us?

    Batman: That's very nice of you.

    Vicki Vale: Then you'll come?

    Batman: Of course!

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