Vicki Vale Quotes in Batman (1989)

Vicki Vale: What do you want?

The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.

Vicki Vale: You must be joking.

The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

Vicki Vale: [distracting Joker] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.

Batman: Excuse me.

[Joker looks]

Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[punches him]

Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.

Batman: He's psychotic.

Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.

Batman: What people?

Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?

Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?

Vicki Vale: You're insane!

Joker: I thought I was a Pisces.

Vicki Vale: You're insane!

Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!

The Joker: I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...

[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]

The Joker: ...threw herself out of the window.

Vicki Vale: Oh, my God.

The Joker: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

[breaks the mask and starts giggling]

Batman: You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.

Vicki Vale: Oh really!

Batman: Let's go.

Vicki Vale: What can I do for you?

The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.

Vicki Vale: He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot.

Bruce Wayne: Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.

Vicki Vale: [speaking across the entire dining room table] Could you pass the salt?

Vicki Vale: Aww! He took the film!

Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?

Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.

[Last lines]

Alfred Pennyworth: I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.

Vicki Vale: Hi, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.

Vicki Vale: I'm not a bit surprised.

Vicki Vale: What about *your* family?

Bruce Wayne: Well, actually, Alfred is my family.

Vicki Vale: You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.

Bruce Wayne: Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.

Vicki Vale: I'm reading your stuff.

Alexander Knox: Well, I'm reading yours.

Vicki Vale: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.

[last lines]

Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, I regret to inform you that master Wayne is going to be a little late tonight.

Vicki Vale: [grinning] I'm not at all surprised.

[last lines]

[Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording]

Bruce Wayne: Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you?

Vicki Vale: Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.

[to Batman]

Vicki Vale: You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong.

Batman: Really? Who did you think I was?

Vicki Vale: Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly?

Batman: Yes, wasn't it?

Officer Murphy: You can't go in there!

Vicki Vale: Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine.

Officer Murphy: Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!

Vicki Vale: Untie me please!

Batman: Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!

Vicki Vale: Will you do me a favor?

Batman: Certainly.

Vicki Vale: I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us?

Batman: That's very nice of you.

Vicki Vale: Then you'll come?

Batman: Of course!