Vicki Quotes in Let It Ride (1989)

Greenberg: She has very long legs.

Vicki: Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor.

Vicki: You know what they say, 'Nothing ventured, nothing... ventured.'

Vicki: She's pert. If you like pert.

Vicki: I like your style.

Garrett Lawton: Of course you do, because I'm a ladykiller!

Ginger: Generally only guys look at me like that, but it's a free country.

Vicki: This country may be free, but this town belongs to Rex, and Rex belongs to me, and Rodney belongs to Liz, and that's the way it is.

Ginger: That's very good... free, me, Liz, is. Say, which one does the jungle bunny belong to?

Joe: I don't trust that old guy.

Biaggio: He has a shadow behind his eyes.

Vicki: How long have you been standing there?

Biaggio: Hello

Joe: That's not an answer.

Vicki: So Biaggio, what do you do?

Biaggio: I met a dog the other day, it taught me how to die.

Vicki: So Harry, what can I do for you?

Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First we both get naked.

Vicki: So far so good.

Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

Vicki: [shocked] Pardon me?

Harold Grisham: Naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol, toenails, shave my buttocks. How much would that cost?

Vicki: Harry, you have quite an imagination.

[Susan is possessed and has attacked Vicki]

Vicki: She's gone crazy! She's an animal!

[singing]

Tammy: Are you scared we're on live?

Tracy Turnblad: No, I'm sure I can cope.

Amber Von Tussle: Well, this show isn't broadacst in...

Tammy, Amber Von Tussle, Shelley, Noreen, Doreen, Vicki, Darla, Becky: [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!

Velma Von Tussle: I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.

Vicki: Can I have your honest opinion about something?

[lifts bikini top]

Vicki: What do you think of these? Well, how do they look?

Jack Chester: Uh, similar?

Charlie: The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2!

Vicki: Oh, my God!

Dan: He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding. The monkeys got him nuts.

Vicki: [about Pepito] He's got charisma.

Madeline: [sarcastic, imitating] *He's got charisma.* You're all googly-eyed!

Vicki: I'm not googly-eyed!

Vicki: Don't tell J.P.

Beth: Why would I do that?

Vicki: Don't married people tell each other everything?

Vicki: The Question is "Am I always going to stand back and not take what I want, just because it's yours?"

Sam Reide: It's nothing personal.

Vicki: What? Are you - Are you gay? I could introduce you to my friend Brendan. He's gay, too. Maybe you guys could hang out! Well, I'll be sure to give you his number, and you can go, and you know, do man things. Sound good?

Vicki: [to Victor] You'll always be known as Fat Donna's man. And that shit *will*... be funny.

Vicki: Mr. Sykes! This is just for you!

[Vicki pulls her pants down and moons Mr. Sykes]

Mrs. Cunningham: Vicki! Come here this instant!

Vicki: My water bed got slashed to shreds and all you can do is joke about it. I swear she was trying to kill me.

Diane: Oh come on Vicki you deserved it, can't you fuck anywhere else.

Stevie: Is it loaded?

Vicki: [as she passes the gun over] Of course not

Vicki: [as Stevie takes the gun] BANG!

Vicki: You're all a bunch of cowards!

[first lines]

Vicki: My name is Vicki Curtis. And you are here to be Seat Fillers. Your job is to make sure the audience never looks empty. Because without you it would look like missing teeth. We, ladies and gentlemen, we complete the smile of Hollywood. All right ya bunch of nobodies, pull out your Seat Filler rule books and read along with me. No chewing gum. No bright colors. No hats, cellphones, or pagers. No gassy foods the night before. And never ever remove your blue ribbon, it's how we identify you.

Vicki: You. Stand up. That's right, you.

[approaching]

Vicki: You're crowding me.

[feels his seat]

Vicki: Be gone. Hit the bricks.

Guy: What did I do?

Vicki: Your ass is too hot! Go, you've lost your seat.