Vic Weems Quotes in Mystery Men (1999)

Vic Weems: I think, right now, we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good.

Capt. Amazing: Yeah? You think so? Cause I was worried it was, um, I don't know... PATHETIC! "Amazing triumphs at a nursing home"? That's great copy, Vic!

Vic Weems: Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain - and thanks to you, we've got none left.

Capt. Amazing: Then get... the Death Man!

Vic Weems: Death Man is dead.

Capt. Amazing: Okay... Father Doom!

Vic Weems: Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair...

Capt. Amazing: Really?

Vic Weems: Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nut-house.

Capt. Amazing: Casanova Frankenstein - now there was a supervillain! You know, he just... he's got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but... and that voice! Such pure evil! The battles we used to have - extraordinary!

Vic Weems: "Used to." That's the problem, Captain. "Used to."