Veronica Loughran Quotes in Clerks (1994)

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!

Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.

Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!

Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.

Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!

Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.

Dante Hicks: How many?

Veronica Loughran: Dante...

Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?

Veronica Loughran: Let it go!

Dante Hicks: How many?

Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?

[long pause as customer buys something]

Dante Hicks: Well?

Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.

Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?

Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.

Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?

Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.

Dante Hicks: I'm 37?

Veronica Loughran: You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.

Dante Hicks: Animal, mineral or vegetable.

Veronica Loughran: Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.

Dante Hicks: They put up the least amount of struggle.

Dante Hicks: Veronica, I love you!

Veronica Loughran: FUCK YOU!

[Veronica sprays a crowd pelting Dante with cigarettes]

Veronica Loughran: Who's leading this mob?

Woolen Cap Smoker: [coughing] That guy.

Veronica Loughran: Freeze! Let's see some credentials. *Slowly*. You're a Chewley's Gum Representative? And you're stirring up all this anti-smoking sentiment to, what, sell more gum? GET OUT OF HERE! And you people, don't you have jobs to go to? Get out of here, go commute! You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. Bunch of easily-led automatons. Try thinking for yourselves before you pelt an innocent man with cigarettes!

Woolen Cap Smoker: [approaches the counter] Uhhhh... pack of cigarettes?

Dante Hicks: Someone jammed gum in the locks.

Veronica Loughran: You're kidding.

Dante Hicks: Bunch of savages in this town.

Veronica Loughran: Hi, Randal.

Randal Graves: Thirty-seven?

Dante Hicks: Shut up!