Veronica Quotes in Final Girl (2015)


Veronica Quotes:

  • William: Shoot me. That's an order.

    [Veronica points gun and pulls the trigger, but there are no bullets. William sighs and bends down to pick up 2 rocks from the ground]

    William: You see, the problem with guns are...

    [William throws one towards Veronica and it falls into the lake behind her]

    William: You run or of bullets.

    [He throws another one]

    Veronica: [she dodges the second one] Woah!

    William: [he throws his arms out wide] What are you gonna do? I got all this!

    [He gestures to the rocks and stones around him on the shore]

    William: What do you got?

    [Veronica examines the empty gun in her hand]

    William: You know what a gun is without bullets? Just a paperweight.

  • [last lines]

    William: So, how's your pancakes?

    Veronica: [after she licks the cream from her finger] Terrible.

    William: Mine too.

  • Veronica: Balthazar, what have you done?

    Balthazar: The same thing you did for me.

  • Veronica: How can you be so damn calm? I mean, your buddies back there just shot enough ammo at us to destroy Eastern Europe, and you're sitting here bitching at me about a goddamned seat belt?

  • Veronica: You know, why don't you...

    [shocked to see Luc]

    Veronica: What are you doing?

    Luc: It's not safe for you out here.

    Veronica: Where're your clothes?

    Luc: I have to... I have to cool down.

  • Luc: [asking Veronica to help him look on his naked body for a tracer] Look for something hard.

    Luc: [looking down] Is that supposed to be there?

    Veronica: Yes, yes it's very normal.

  • Veronica: I figured you had to be French or something because of your accent.

    Luc: What accent?

  • Veronica: All right look. Do you have a family, a friend? Is there a Misses Fourty-Four waiting for you some place?

  • Veronica: Oh man, I'd kill for a cigarette right now

    Luc: You'd kill someone for a cigarette?

    Veronica: No. It's an expression, a figure of speech. I wouldn't exactly kill someone for a cigarette. I'd hurt them real bad at this point, but I won't kill 'em.

  • J.J. McClure: What line did you say you were from?

    Betty: The Order of Imaculate Chastity.

    Victor: The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate...

    Veronica: You have to read the New Testament. In fact, it's not even the New Testament. It's the New... uh...

    Betty: New Wave.

  • Veronica: We gave up our true God to be together. You came back to me. We have conquered all Hell! It's time to conquer the Earth!

  • Veronica: I'm gonna shoot straight: you guys aren't famous anymore.

    Fozzie Bear: Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.

  • Veronica: We don't have to do this, Ashley.

    Ashley: My spirit is broken. My heart is filled with hate. I have nothing left but to destroy you.

  • Neil: How's your acid reflux?

    Veronica: How's your HPV?

    Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.

    Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.

    Neil: No, lets. Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg!

    Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.

    Veronica: How's Veronica?

    Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.

    Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.

    Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!

    Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

    Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?

    Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?

    Neil: You know the answer is yes.

  • Veronica: Neil.

    Neil: Veronica.

    Veronica: Neil. You look pale.

    Neil: You look pregnant.

    Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.

    Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

    Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.

    Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.

    Veronica: Dorothy?

    Neil: Blanche.

    Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!

    Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.

  • Veronica: Jump in after me Ethan.

    Ethan Cooper: Really?

    Veronica: Prove to me your love.

    Ethan Cooper: Eh! I would normally, but it's cold.

  • Veronica: Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.

    Hilary Faye: And then where would you be, Roland?

    Roland: China.

  • [Mary is about to confess that Dean is gay]

    Mary: I need to tell you guys something.

    [Van suddenly haults]

    Hilary Faye: Eew.

    Veronica: Eew.

    Roland: WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.

  • Hilary Faye: I knew Mary was hiding something. The thought of her humping that pervert... I still can't believe Roland never showed up.

    Veronica: I can't believe your brother called you the "c" word.

    Tia: I can't believe we have to go to Prom in this van.

    Hilary Faye: Look, when I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out and the limo driver wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back.

    Tia: [pause] It's bad enough we don't even have dates.

  • Scott Calvin: Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice.

    [Sees a beautiful woman]

    Scott Calvin: Veronica, very nice.

    Veronica: In your dreams, sleigh boy.

  • Veronica: OK, slime-buckets, listen up! The phrase for today is: 'I myself prefer a big, fat cucumber.' Let's hear it.

  • Ron: How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.

    Veronica: Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.

    Ron: With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.

    [Both laugh]

  • Enrique: What have you been doing?

    Veronica: Nothing. Taking in the crowd.

    Enrique: Some more than others? I just saw you now.

    Veronica: You saw nothing.

    Enrique: It didn't look like nothing.

    Veronica: You don't have to worry about him, I promise. Enrique, you're the one that I want, there is no one else. How many ways do I need to say it? When you've finished here we'll go away together, just you and me. I love you. Did you remember to bring my bag?

  • [her last words]

    Veronica: You pay for this. I make sure.

  • Harry Collins: Veronica.

    Veronica: Harry stay the fuck away from me, alright?

  • Nina: It's sad.

    Veronica: What's sad?

    Nina: Beth's such a beautiful dancer.

    Galina: Yeah, so is my grandmother.

  • Lily: Oh, soloists?

    [Nina nods]

    Lily: Great! I fuckin' missed my stop. Had to hoof it all the way from 79th.

    Veronica: [whispering] Who's that?

    Galina: It's that girl from San Francisco.

    Lily: [nervously chuckles] Hey?

  • Veronica: I didn't do nothing.

    Diana Guzman: Except be your stinky skanky self.

  • Diana: You fucked him.

    Veronica: I did not!

    Diana: You're lying.

  • [last lines]

    Veronica: [voice over] And the third...? Where do you want me to put the third rose ?

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