Veronica Quotes in Final Girl (2015)

William: Shoot me. That's an order.

[Veronica points gun and pulls the trigger, but there are no bullets. William sighs and bends down to pick up 2 rocks from the ground]

William: You see, the problem with guns are...

[William throws one towards Veronica and it falls into the lake behind her]

William: You run or of bullets.

[He throws another one]

Veronica: [she dodges the second one] Woah!

William: [he throws his arms out wide] What are you gonna do? I got all this!

[He gestures to the rocks and stones around him on the shore]

William: What do you got?

[Veronica examines the empty gun in her hand]

William: You know what a gun is without bullets? Just a paperweight.

[last lines]

William: So, how's your pancakes?

Veronica: [after she licks the cream from her finger] Terrible.

William: Mine too.

Veronica: Balthazar, what have you done?

Balthazar: The same thing you did for me.

Veronica: How can you be so damn calm? I mean, your buddies back there just shot enough ammo at us to destroy Eastern Europe, and you're sitting here bitching at me about a goddamned seat belt?

Veronica: You know, why don't you...

[shocked to see Luc]

Veronica: What are you doing?

Luc: It's not safe for you out here.

Veronica: Where're your clothes?

Luc: I have to... I have to cool down.

Luc: [asking Veronica to help him look on his naked body for a tracer] Look for something hard.

Luc: [looking down] Is that supposed to be there?

Veronica: Yes, yes it's very normal.

Veronica: I figured you had to be French or something because of your accent.

Luc: What accent?

Veronica: All right look. Do you have a family, a friend? Is there a Misses Fourty-Four waiting for you some place?

Veronica: Oh man, I'd kill for a cigarette right now

Luc: You'd kill someone for a cigarette?

Veronica: No. It's an expression, a figure of speech. I wouldn't exactly kill someone for a cigarette. I'd hurt them real bad at this point, but I won't kill 'em.

J.J. McClure: What line did you say you were from?

Betty: The Order of Imaculate Chastity.

Victor: The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate...

Veronica: You have to read the New Testament. In fact, it's not even the New Testament. It's the New... uh...

Betty: New Wave.

Veronica: We gave up our true God to be together. You came back to me. We have conquered all Hell! It's time to conquer the Earth!

Veronica: I'm gonna shoot straight: you guys aren't famous anymore.

Fozzie Bear: Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.

Veronica: We don't have to do this, Ashley.

Ashley: My spirit is broken. My heart is filled with hate. I have nothing left but to destroy you.

Neil: How's your acid reflux?

Veronica: How's your HPV?

Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.

Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.

Neil: No, lets. Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg!

Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.

Veronica: How's Veronica?

Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.

Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.

Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!

Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?

Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?

Neil: You know the answer is yes.

Veronica: Neil.

Neil: Veronica.

Veronica: Neil. You look pale.

Neil: You look pregnant.

Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.

Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.

Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.

Veronica: Dorothy?

Neil: Blanche.

Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!

Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.

Veronica: Jump in after me Ethan.

Ethan Cooper: Really?

Veronica: Prove to me your love.

Ethan Cooper: Eh! I would normally, but it's cold.

Veronica: Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth.

Hilary Faye: And then where would you be, Roland?

Roland: China.

[Mary is about to confess that Dean is gay]

Mary: I need to tell you guys something.

[Van suddenly haults]

Hilary Faye: Eew.

Veronica: Eew.

Roland: WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.

Hilary Faye: I knew Mary was hiding something. The thought of her humping that pervert... I still can't believe Roland never showed up.

Veronica: I can't believe your brother called you the "c" word.

Tia: I can't believe we have to go to Prom in this van.

Hilary Faye: Look, when I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out and the limo driver wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back.

Tia: [pause] It's bad enough we don't even have dates.

Scott Calvin: Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice.

[Sees a beautiful woman]

Scott Calvin: Veronica, very nice.

Veronica: In your dreams, sleigh boy.

Veronica: OK, slime-buckets, listen up! The phrase for today is: 'I myself prefer a big, fat cucumber.' Let's hear it.

Ron: How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.

Veronica: Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.

Ron: With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.

[Both laugh]

Enrique: What have you been doing?

Veronica: Nothing. Taking in the crowd.

Enrique: Some more than others? I just saw you now.

Veronica: You saw nothing.

Enrique: It didn't look like nothing.

Veronica: You don't have to worry about him, I promise. Enrique, you're the one that I want, there is no one else. How many ways do I need to say it? When you've finished here we'll go away together, just you and me. I love you. Did you remember to bring my bag?

[her last words]

Veronica: You pay for this. I make sure.

Harry Collins: Veronica.

Veronica: Harry stay the fuck away from me, alright?

Nina: It's sad.

Veronica: What's sad?

Nina: Beth's such a beautiful dancer.

Galina: Yeah, so is my grandmother.

Lily: Oh, soloists?

[Nina nods]

Lily: Great! I fuckin' missed my stop. Had to hoof it all the way from 79th.

Veronica: [whispering] Who's that?

Galina: It's that girl from San Francisco.

Lily: [nervously chuckles] Hey?

Veronica: I didn't do nothing.

Diana Guzman: Except be your stinky skanky self.

Diana: You fucked him.

Veronica: I did not!

Diana: You're lying.

[last lines]

Veronica: [voice over] And the third...? Where do you want me to put the third rose ?