Verona De Tessant Quotes in Away We Go (2009)

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  • Verona De Tessant: Burt, are we fuck-ups?

    Burt Farlander: No! What do you mean?

    Verona De Tessant: I mean, we're 34...

    Burt Farlander: I'm 33.

    Verona De Tessant: ...and we don't even have this basic stuff figured out.

    Burt Farlander: Basic, like how?

    Verona De Tessant: Basic, like how to live.

    Burt Farlander: We're not fuck-ups.

    Verona De Tessant: We have a cardboard window.

    Burt Farlander: [Looks at window] We're not fuck-ups.

    Verona De Tessant: [Whispers] I think we might be fuck-ups.

    Burt Farlander: [Whispers back] We're not fuck-ups.

  • Burt Farlander: Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is just too cliché for our daughter.

    Verona De Tessant: Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you'll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she's scared? And that her fights will be your fights?

    Burt Farlander: I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you're gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?

    Verona De Tessant: I do. Chechnyan orphans. I do. I do.

  • Verona De Tessant: You told her I have a tilted uterus?

    Burt Farlander: I don't know. Maybe it was my mom. Is your tilted uterus a secret?

    Verona De Tessant: Yes, my tilted uterus is a fucking secret.

    Burt Farlander: Oh, really, you fucking bitch? Your tilted uterus is a motherfucking secret? Well, fuck you!

  • Gloria: Verona, do you think she's gonna look like you?

    Verona De Tessant: Well, I hope so. I think I'm the mom.

    Gloria: I just want a little Verona. After two boys, I want a little Verona in a leotard. Can you do that for me?

    Verona De Tessant: I'll definitely work on it.

    Gloria: Okay, and just how black do you think she'll be?

    Burt Farlander: Mom...

    Verona De Tessant: Wow, I don't know. Maybe we can leave her out in the sun for a couple of days, expedite things?

  • Verona De Tessant: I mean, we moved here for them. And now, they're gonna miss the baby's first two years. It just really takes selfishness to a whole new level.

    Burt Farlander: It's not like your parents are doing anything.

    Verona De Tessant: My parents are dead, Burt.

    Burt Farlander: Still.

  • Verona De Tessant: Do you promise to stop talking about your ability to find or not find my vagina after I give birth?

    Burt Farlander: I do.

  • Verona De Tessant: Look at him. I'm about to have a baby that might have three hands or a shovel for a head, and the thing he's most concerned about is whether or not I'm gonna keep my boobs.

  • Burt Farlander: From what I've read about vaginal flavours...

    Verona De Tessant: *Jesus!*

    Burt Farlander: From what I've read, abrupt changes can happen when a woman's either menopausal... or...

    [Burt smiles. Verona slaps him so hard that he falls on the floor]

  • Verona De Tessant: Hey, so the movie ends when the Von Trapps go to sleep?

    Tom Garnett: Yeah, we sort of skip it.

    Verona De Tessant: You skip the Nazis?

    Tom Garnett: We kind of figured 'What's the point?' you know?

  • Burt Farlander: What if something happens to one of us and just makes us go crazy? I mean, what if I'm walking by a construction site and something falls, and them my frontal lobe gets chopped off and my personality's altered and then I'm not a good dad? What happens then?

    Verona De Tessant: Well, be careful walking near construction sites.

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