Vernon Quotes in Free Fire (2016)

Harry: Hey, I like your cardboard armor.

Vernon: It's protection from infection.

Vernon: Justine... How are you doll?

[plants a kiss on her hand]

Vernon: As gorgeous as ever! Well you've uh put on a bit of weight. Did someone impregnate you?

Justine: [calmly] Fuck off.

Vernon: Good there is still a chance

Stevo: What the fuck is that accent?

Vernon: Check out the merch.

Justine: That's not what he ordered.

Vernon: Fuck me...

Chris: He ordered M-16's. Different weapon.

Vernon: I'm not driving a fucking pizza delivery service!

Martin: Keep your shit together.

Vernon: You want the weapons? Or you don't want the weapons?

John: Vernon!

[slams Vernon against the wall]

Vernon: We ain't at the mine now Hickham! This ain't your business!

John: [to Roy Lee] You wait in the car with Homer, son.

[to Vernon]

John: Now you listen to me you drunken son of a bitch. If that boy's father were still alive, he'd kick your ass. So I'm gonna have to do it for him. If I see him with a bruise... you get a scar. If I see him with a limp... you get *crutches*! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

[lets Vernon go]

Vernon: I'm reportin' you to the union!

John: Screw you and your damn union.

Harvey: I really don't like it when you tease the dogs.

Vernon: What are you, some kind of animal lover?

Vernon: What's up?

Marybeth: Hi.

Vernon: I'm Vernon.

Marybeth: Marybeth.

Vernon: What you doing out here in this bullshit?

Marybeth: I'm not looking for a date, I can tell you that much.

Vernon: Ooh, no disrespect. I'm just trying to be friendly.

Marybeth: I'm sorry. I'm just having a really bad day.

Vernon: Well, what you need to do is turn that frown upside-down.

[plays with Marybeth's face]

Vernon: "Aw, thanks, Vernon. Make out with me." What? On this boat in front of all of these people? "Yeah."

Bob: [smacks Vernon's hand] Don't.

Vernon: [to Reverend Zombie, about Marybeth] What's up with that Blair Witch, man? I'd tap that, but she'd probably have cobwebs sealing it up. And even if I did hit that, a bunch of bats come flying out of it. Voodoo.

Charlie Miller: [watching Vernon practice] Christ... I can see the brief from here...

Vernon: I'm not even dealing deuces, asshole.

Charlie Miller: Well, then, they're lousy-lookin' tops.

Vernon: I just wish I had my own tropical island, I wish... I wish I was... I could go to China, I wish I could go out of The States... I wish I had my own planet, I wish I... I wish there were 200 of me, man... I wish I could just sit around with computers and just brainstorm all day man. I wish I was born again... I wish I could get saved and get my life through Christ... then maybe he can forgive me for what I did... I wish there was just one belief... my belief.

Vernon: What did you expect, a Holiday Inn? You know I can't afford that.

Vernon: I don't care what you say, I'm in love with Dusty.

Eddie Morra: What's it called?

Vernon: Doesn't have a street name yet, but the boys in the kitchen are calling it NZT-48.

Eddie Morra: The boys in the kitchen? That doesn't soud very FDA approved.

Vernon: So do you want some more?

Eddie Morra: Yes, definitely.

[Describing NZT-48 to Eddie]

Vernon: They've done clinical trials and it's FDA approved.

Vernon: You know how they say we can only access 20% of our brain?

[Vernon points out the NZT pill on the table]

Vernon: This lets you access all of it.