Venus Quotes in Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Venus: You're Chev Chelios, right? The sickest, most wicked-ist motherfucker that ever vaporized motherfuckers in cold-blood, right?

Chev Chelios: Yeah, that's me.

Chev Chelios: A man who calls himself The Ferret.

Venus: El Huron.

Chev Chelios: You know him?

Venus: No. It means The Ferret in Spanish.

Chev Chelios: Fucking useless.

Venus: Yeah? Well, you ain't no Ralph Macchio yourself, Chev!

Venus: Joe, don't get killed.

Joe: You know when this is over I wanna renegotiate my royalty rate, may need your contacts.

Venus: How can you talk about business at a time like this? Those bastards are trying to kill us!

Joe: Dying's easy, rock and roll is hard.

Venus: God, they love me here in Russia. Your the drummer for my new warm up act, right?

Joe: Right.

Venus: What's your name again?

Joe: It's Joe.

Venus: Hey er you wanna party later?

Joe: Look with all due respect erm you've got a hell of a voice but a waste with this techno dance crap.

Venus: Because I get a private jet, twenty dancers and fifty million dollar record contract? It pays the rent. Are you sure you wanna open up this tour for me?

Joe: It pays the rent.

Venus: Hey, you kicked ass out there.

Joe: Thanks.

Venus: Not bad for an older guy.

Venus: Joe.

Joe: You okay? You not hurt?

Venus: They killed my brother and the American ambassador.

Mikhail: We know.

Venus: They've got the president and the girls. We've got to get help.

Joe: Look we've got a hell of a recording deal coming up with your label, none of these assholes gonna stop me.

Venus: [after she shoots Vladimir] That's for my brother you fucking piece of shit!

Venus: Are you sure you wanna open this tour for me?

Joe: It pays the rent.

Venus: I am a goddess! I can do what I like!

Vulcan: And I am The God, so shut up!

Venus: You never let me have any friends!

Vulcan: I'll not have you wiggling at philanderers, you floozy!

Venus: You better get in the mood, honey, 'cause he's payin' the rent.

Olive: Hey, didn't I tell you to make "horse durves"?

Venus: I don't make nothin' out of horses, especially "horse durves", 'cause I don't know what they are, and neither do you.

Olive: Oh, aren't you the big mouth since you hit your number!

[raising her voice]

Olive: And I said the imported stuff!

Venus: The imported stuff ate through the bottle! It's gone!

Olive: A likely story!

[composing herself - to David]

Olive: It's very hard to get good help these days.

Venus: Do you want the blue stuff or the green?

Olive: The imported, dummy.

Venus: Oh, you mean from the *clean* bathtub.

Venus: Twixt opptimist and pessimist: the difference is droll.

Coco: One sees the doughnut, the other the hole.

Venus: [both] FAGOT!

Phroso: Don't go out filling your hide with a lot of booze celebrating. 'Cause fun what's got that way never done NO one no good. Get me?

Venus: I got ya'.

Venus: [stops and takes a closer look at Phroso] Say, you're a pretty good kid!

Phroso: You're darn right I am! You should have caught me before my operation!

Venus: She's still after Hans, ain't she?

Frieda: Yeah. Always she's smiling by him.

Venus: Yeah. Well, if she's smiling by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth!

Venus: That's it, that's it. Go ahead and laugh. It's funny, ain't it? Yeah. Women are funny, ain't they? They're all tramps, ain't they? Yeah. Except when you can get money from them!

Frieda: Why is it, we women always have stuff to worry.

Venus: Oh, it's always been that way. I guess it always will be.

Venus: What gets me so cockeyed sore at myself, is that I fell for that big hunk of beef!

Hercules: I'm tired of spending time and money on somebody like you.

Venus: Yeah, your time, but my money.

Chanel: Wait, where you going?

Venus: To see Brian.

Chanel: Dressed like that? Girl seriously, this guy got you upset and you're acting stupid. No man should have your head all messed up like that. Come on Venus, you remember what I told you? Venus? Venus? Never date a man you meet at the f@cking club, got your head all f@cked up. He dated your ass for months, he made you fall in love with him, and then he dropped your ass. That doesn't sound like a man, Venus, that sound like a f@cking pussy to me!

Venus: You know, when it comes to love, it's not what you know in your head. It's what you feel in your heart.

Venus: You can never keep lightning from where it wants to go.

Venus: Poor worm, thou art infected!

Venus: That's when her father realizes that Ferdinand and Miranda are indeed in love. You see how tired he is, but he says 'no'. He's as fresh as the morning whenever you're near him. Even at work. Even at night. He begs for your name so that he can dream of you in his sleep. And you give him your name, which means you give him your heart. Even against your father's wishes... so no, you don't beg for her name, you beg for her love.