Veeko Quotes in Baby's Day Out (1994)

[Eddie's pants were on fire, and Veeko stomped on the fire to put it out]

Veeko: That's how you put out campfires.

Eddie: Is that... a fact?

Veeko: Used to do it in boy scouts.

Eddie: You toasted your marshmallows... over a pile of flaming GONADS?

Veeko: We usually used logs.

Norby: Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do?

Eddie: Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again?

Veeko: That was Nat King Cole.N

Eddie: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.

[the villains have returned to their apartment after chasing Baby Bink all day long]

Norby: Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't want to go check if they have left the money?

Eddie: Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell torn out of us by a baby! Three fully-grown men versus 15 pounds of pink flesh with a mouth! Now, what chance do you think we have than strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than 140 years in prison? No, thank you! This is a hexed situation, we walk away while we're still ahead.

Veeko: We took a licking and kept on ticking.

Eddie: We go back to banks. Dealing with grown-ups, and I want no kiddie stuff.

Norby: We did all right with banks.

Veeko: Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.

Eddie: Well, you know one thing I learned from this: I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.

Norby: Ha, yeah! Seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I ain't worrying about that.

[Norby and Veeko laugh, and give each other high-fives]

Eddie: Why don't you shut up? I don't ever wanna hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit Baby!

[Baby Bink's giggle is heard from the microphone outside]

Eddie: [Baby Bink just got away from the villains again after many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh-...

Veeko: Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

[while trying to feed Bink]

Veeko: Ed.

Eddie: Huh?

Veeko: How do I know this milk won't burn the kid's throat? If that matters.

Eddie: Try it on some skin first.

[Veeko almost drops some milk on his arm, but removes Norby's hat and squirts some over his bald head. Norby screams in pain as Bink laughs]

Norby: What's the matter with you?

Veeko: I'd better let it cool down.

[Norby smacks Veeko across the head. Bink laughs]

Norby: You like that? Hey, Eddie!

Eddie: Huh?

Norby: Watch the baby.

[Norby smacks Veeko again. Bink laughs. Norby laughs as well. Veeko laughs mockingly]

Eddie: Very good. Now see if it works the other way.

[Veeko smacks Norby across the head so hard he falls over. Bink laughs. Veeko smiles at him]

Veeko: It works.

[Eddie nods]