Vector Quotes in Despicable Me (2010)

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Vector Quotes:

  • Agnes: Why are you wearing your pajamas?

    Vector: [sputters] These aren't pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.

    Edith: What are you warming up for?

    Vector: Stuff.

    Margo: What sort of stuff?

    Vector: Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

    Agnes: Like sleeping?

    Vector: THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!

  • Vector: I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide. Oh yeah!

  • Vector: [after shrinking toilet] Look at you, a little tiny toilet, for little tiny people to...

    [toilet breaks, spraying water on Vector]

    Vector: Ah! Curse you, tiny toilet!

  • Mr. Perkins: Do you know where the shrink ray is?

    Vector: Duh? Back at my place.

    Mr. Perkins: Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT!

    [shows vector the computer shot of Gru with the shrink ray and the girls]

    Vector: Oh. What? Th-those girls sold me cookies.

  • Gru: [after giving Vector the moon] Now the girls.

    Vector: Actually, I'm holding on to them a little longer.

    Gru: No!

    Vector: Oh yeah! Unpredictable!

  • Vector: He punched my shark!

  • [repeated line]

    Vector: Oh yeaaaaahhh!

  • [Vector is playing with the shrink ray in his bathroom]

    Vector: Boo-ya!

    [fires the ray]

    Vector: You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!

    [shrinks the sink]

    Vector: Yeah! You done been shrunk!

    [cell phone rings, he answers]

    Vector: Y'ello? Oh yeah, I got the shrink ray...! What? No, I'm not... playing with it.

  • Vector: [stranded on the moon] Oh, poop!

  • Vector: [on the phone] Gru?

    [laughs]

    Vector: Don't make me laugh! And P.S., he is not getting the moon! And P.P.S., when I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!

  • [after Vector refuses to hand over the girls]

    Gru: Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!

    Vector: [laughing sarcastically] Ooh, I'm really scared!

    [Gru punches the video camera, making Vector jump and fumble to hold on to the shrunken moon]

    Agnes: [smugly] He is gonna kick your butt.

  • [after Vector refuses to release the girls]

    Gru: [leans into the camera] Listen close, you little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!

    Vector: [laughs sarcastically] Ooh, I'm really scared!

    [Gru punches the camera lens, making Vector jump and fumble not to drop the moon]

    Agnes: [smugly] He is gonna kick your butt.

  • Mr. Perkins: Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!

    Vector: No... I didn't.

    Mr. Perkins: Oh, really?

    Vector: [opens his case] Yeah, just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon! Squid launcher! Oh, yeah!

    [He launches a squid over the balcony]

    Man: Ah! There's a squid on my face!

    Vector: [chuckles and reloads] Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.

    [Inside the launcher, the second squid rolls its eyes]

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