Vector Quotes in Despicable Me (2010)
Vector Quotes:
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Agnes: Why are you wearing your pajamas?
Vector: [sputters] These aren't pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.
Edith: What are you warming up for?
Vector: Stuff.
Margo: What sort of stuff?
Vector: Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
Agnes: Like sleeping?
Vector: THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!
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Vector: I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide. Oh yeah!
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Vector: [after shrinking toilet] Look at you, a little tiny toilet, for little tiny people to...
[toilet breaks, spraying water on Vector]
Vector: Ah! Curse you, tiny toilet!
-- Vector -
Mr. Perkins: Do you know where the shrink ray is?
Vector: Duh? Back at my place.
Mr. Perkins: Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT!
[shows vector the computer shot of Gru with the shrink ray and the girls]
Vector: Oh. What? Th-those girls sold me cookies.
-- Vector -
Gru: [after giving Vector the moon] Now the girls.
Vector: Actually, I'm holding on to them a little longer.
Gru: No!
Vector: Oh yeah! Unpredictable!
-- Vector -
Vector: He punched my shark!
-- Vector -
[repeated line]
Vector: Oh yeaaaaahhh!
-- Vector -
[Vector is playing with the shrink ray in his bathroom]
Vector: Boo-ya!
[fires the ray]
Vector: You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!
[shrinks the sink]
Vector: Yeah! You done been shrunk!
[cell phone rings, he answers]
Vector: Y'ello? Oh yeah, I got the shrink ray...! What? No, I'm not... playing with it.
-- Vector -
Vector: [stranded on the moon] Oh, poop!
-- Vector -
Vector: [on the phone] Gru?
[laughs]
Vector: Don't make me laugh! And P.S., he is not getting the moon! And P.P.S., when I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
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[after Vector refuses to hand over the girls]
Gru: Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!
Vector: [laughing sarcastically] Ooh, I'm really scared!
[Gru punches the video camera, making Vector jump and fumble to hold on to the shrunken moon]
Agnes: [smugly] He is gonna kick your butt.
-- Vector -
[after Vector refuses to release the girls]
Gru: [leans into the camera] Listen close, you little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!
Vector: [laughs sarcastically] Ooh, I'm really scared!
[Gru punches the camera lens, making Vector jump and fumble not to drop the moon]
Agnes: [smugly] He is gonna kick your butt.
-- Vector -
Mr. Perkins: Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be? I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!
Vector: No... I didn't.
Mr. Perkins: Oh, really?
Vector: [opens his case] Yeah, just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon! Squid launcher! Oh, yeah!
[He launches a squid over the balcony]
Man: Ah! There's a squid on my face!
Vector: [chuckles and reloads] Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.
[Inside the launcher, the second squid rolls its eyes]
-- Vector
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