Vaughn Stickles Quotes in A Dirty Shame (2004)

Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear?

Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear!

Baby Bear: Grrrr!

Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area.

Papa Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a...

Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!

[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]

Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.

[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]

Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.

Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!

[to Fat Fuck Frank]

Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]

Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!

Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.

Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]

Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.

Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.

Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!

[at the Bear house]

Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.

Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.

Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...

Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!

[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]

Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!

Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!

Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?

Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?

Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!

Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this!

Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!