Vaughn Smallhouse Quotes in Southland Tales (2006)

Vaughn Smallhouse: Are you Deep Throat Two?

Krysta Now: I'm not in that movie.

Vaughn Smallhouse: What are you going to to with all that free money?

Cyndi Pinziki: I'm going to distribute my documentary film, help some women in the Middle East get some more civil liberties. Do you know what those two words mean? "Civil liberties"? You ought to write them down.

Vaughn Smallhouse: You know what? You're going down, Cyndi Pinziki. That's right, I know your real name.

Cyndi Pinziki: You know, I wasn't going to do this, but I feel very generous today. I'm going to leave you with a little present.

Vaughn Smallhouse: Wow. I'm flattered. What is it?

Cyndi Pinziki: A Taser gun to the balls.

Vaughn Smallhouse: What?

Cyndi Pinziki: [tasers Vaughn] You should know that there's another tape out there, a far more incriminating tape featuring your pal, Boxer Santoros, and a double murder, and it's going to cost a lot more than a million to get your hands on that one, because when all is said and done, nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki.

Vaughn Smallhouse: You ever lose someone close to you, a loved one, in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.

Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands, on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.