Varla Quotes in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)

Varla: I never try anything. I just do it. And I don't beat clocks, just people! Wanna try me?

Tommy: Look, I don't know what the hell your point is, but...

Varla: The point is of no return and you've reached it!

Gas Station Attendant: [staring at Varla's chest as he pumps gas] Just passing through, huh? Boy, that motor's sure hot! You gals really must have been moving on these little machines. Yessir, the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first!

Varla: You won't find it down there, Columbus!

Gas Station Attendant: Yes ma'am, what can I do for you today?

Varla: Just your job, squirrel. Fill it up!

Varla: You're all shook up, aren't you, baby?

Tommy: Been running some timing trials?

Varla: We KNOW how fast WE can go. You can time that heap with an hour-glass.

Linda: Someone mention my figure?

Varla: Drive! And don't miss.

Varla: Go get her!

Rosie: So I have to get all wet because the Lady Godiva wants to swim?

Varla: [to Rosie as she fumbles with a lighter] Easy, baby, you're almost a fire hazard!

Varla: Right fender Einstein

Kirk: You are a very sick girl!

Varla: I was healthy enough a half hour ago or do people look different to you if they are not horizontal?

Varla: You are a long time coming!

Billie: You are telling me?

The Old Man: Honey, you - uh - what you eat seems to settle in the right places. But then you look to me like a girl with a big appetite for everything.

Varla: I try to think big!

Varla: Maseratis don't do anal.

Varla: You're my sister.

Varla: My mother always said, "Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."

Coco: Let me help you with your duffel bag.

Varla: [confused] My things are in the Cabriolet.

Coco: Oh, I'm sorry. That's just your ass.

Varla: But I have a plan! I'm going to hang out every day at Schwab's Drugstore... where Tina Turner was discovered!