Van Driver Quotes in Shirley Valentine (1989)

Shirley Valentine: That's right, Millandra, I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!

Van Driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!

Shirley Valentine: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!

Van Driver: [John is declining an invitation from the stranger who gave him a ride in a jeep] Come on, come and have a drink.

John Grant: Look mate, I've given up drinking for a while.

Van Driver: What's wrong with you, you bastard? Why don't you come and drink with me? I've just brought you fifty miles in the heat and dust, and you won't drink with me? What's wrong with you?

John Grant: What's the matter with you people, huh? Sponge on you, burn your house down, murder your wife, rape your child, that's all right. But you don't have a drink, a flaming bloody drink with you, and it's a criminal offence, it's the end of the bloody world!

[storms off]

Van Driver: You're mad, you bastard!

Van Driver: Just what the hell do you think you're doing?

Kyle: Let me go! Let me go!

Van Driver: What the fuck's wrong with you?

Kyle: Let go!

[pushes the Van Driver]

Van Driver: Crazy bitch!