Valley Chick #2 Quotes in Nowhere (1997)

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Valley Chick #2 Quotes:

  • Valley Chick #1: Oh my god! Jujyfruit's party is tonight, and I have no clue who to go with.

    Valley Chick #2: What about Jason?

    Valley Chick #3: I'm going with Jason!

    Valley Chick #1: We could all go with Tomas!

    Valley Chick #3: I thought YOU were going with Tomas!

    Valley Chick #2: Tomas has a dinky weenie.

    Valley Chick #3: You did Tomas?

    Valley Chick #2: Ew! I'm sure, gross. I thought Jason was doing Tomas.

    Valley Chick #1: Jason's going out with that valley sluthole Eileen Schwatrzkoff.

    Valley Chick #3: Untrue! Says who?

    Valley Chick #1: Eileen.

    Valley Chick #3: And you believe her? Hello! She lives in Whittier!

    Valley Chick #2: If Jason did Eileen he must've done Richard!

    Valley Chick #1: Who's Richard?

    Valley Chick #2: Eileen's other scag, and she's totally into these kinko three ways!

    Valley Chick #3: Eileen... is... a... whore!

    Valley Chick #1: Is Richard the surfer with the hair lift who drives the black Jetta?

    Valley Chick #2: No. He's got a Lexus.

    Valley Chick #1: I thought he hung himself!

    Valley Chick #2: No! He's totally gorgeous. Plus, he's got a Lexus.

    Valley Chick #1: Is he gay?

    Valley Chick #2: Who? Jason?

    Valley Chick #3: Richard?

    Valley Chick #1: Tomas!

    Valley Chick #3: Well, duh! What do you think, dingle berry?

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