Valentina Quotes in Transporter 3 (2008)

Valentina: The sea is so restful. Is lunch ready yet.

Inspector Tarconi: Mademoiselle, there is a certain progression to things. In order to eat the lunch, you first have to catch a lunch.

Frank Martin: And if we keep talking instead of concentrating, we're gonna catch nothing.

Valentina: I have better idea. Why don't we skip catching of lunch and go right to eating of lunch? I know wonderful place just up coast from here, where they make fish stew. Incredible. They use tomatoes and onions, a little amount of lavender.

Frank Martin: What kind of wine?

Valentina: Pink, from south.

Inspector Tarconi: A Chateau Neuf, perhaps.

Frank Martin: Chilled.

Valentina: Of course chilled.

Frank Martin: And for dessert?

Valentina: Am I not sexy?

Frank Martin: [uninterested] ... yeah, you're sexy.

Valentina: [elatedly] You're the gay!

Frank Martin: Nope! I am not "the gay."

Johnson: [Valentina sees Frank's car racing alongside the train and smiles] What's so funny?

Valentina: Hearing a dead man talking.

Valentina: Do you ever kiss like you mean it Frank? I'm thinking may be nice. I'm thinking you live alone. Inside and outside. I think it's not dying you're afraid of, it's a living. Live with me. just this once, just this moment, live with me...

[they kiss]

Dr. Parnassus: [Absorbed in telling Valentina the story] Your mother and I went away together, grew old, and one day she came to me and told me she was pregnant! Can you believe it, at sixty and pregnant. A miracle.

Valentina: [Begins to weep] A miracle or a mistake?

Dr. Parnassus: [sighs, remembering his deal] You were the best mistake I ever made.

Valentina: [Counting the money that Tony made] Have you ever seen so much money before?

Valentina: Please accept my apologies.

Derek Zoolander: None taken.

Valentina: [from trailer] Someone's trying to kill the world's most beautiful people.

Justin Bieber: [getting hunted by snipers] Oh, fudge!

Valentina: Who says swimsuit models are useless? Take me from behind, Zoolander. Grab on for safety... and buoyancy! We're going to swim to Rome.

Anton: [after confronting Valentina about a suspected crush she still has on an old boyfriend named Gary] Let's forget about this whole Gary thing for a second. Maybe you were with him, maybe you were just friends, it doesn't matter. What matters is you're over him, and you're with me now. So, let's stop all this stupid fighting, eh?

Valentina: You're right, Anton. What's the point of fighting with a shit for brains, whiny little control freak with no balls, stupid, stinky suck with no sense of style, charm, or personal hygiene? Your feet stink, and they are inhumanly hairy, and sweaty. You rub them up against me at night, and it's like a stray cat. It's like a phlegm-covered fur ball. And you pass a lot of gas when you sleep. It's like being in a chamber full of poo particulates, and I'm suffocating. And you're a mouth-breather. And you... You grunt a lot when you go to the bathroom. The entire ship can hear you. It's like you're passing a Death Star through your ass, Anton. I would rather shit myself publicly than be stuck on this station with you.

Anton: I can see you don't want to talk just now. That's fine. I'm just gonna go and get changed. Get myself a coffee. Come and see me when you're ready.