Valderon Quotes in Simply Irresistible (1999)

Valderon: Man can do many things, but only God can create the truffle.

Valderon: This is no knife!

Tom Bartlett: Hey, what the...

Valderon: I spit on your knife.

Tom Bartlett: Hey!

Valderon: I spit on your restaurant. And finally, I spit on...

Tom Bartlett: No, no. Allow me.

[spits on his own arm]

Tom Bartlett: There.

Valderon: That is the first intelligent thing you have done. I fire you!

Tom Bartlett: What you can't...

Valderon: Au revoir, Dickhead!