Val Resnick Quotes in Payback (1999)

Stegman: You know what, Val, this one's on me. OK?

Val Resnick: Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?

Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.

[after Porter shoots Val in the leg and puts a cigarette in his mouth]

Porter: You got a light?

Val Resnick: What?

Porter: You got a light?

Val Resnick: No.

Porter: Then what good are you?

[Porter shoots Resnick in the face]

[after knocking Rosie down]

Val Resnick: Hubba, hubba, hubba. I knew I'd seen that ass before.

Val Resnick: You are crazy! That's why I love ya.

Val Resnick: [Repeated line] Hubba hubba hubba.

[Resnick has a gun to Rosie's head]

Val Resnick: How do you know him?

Rosie: He used to drive me.

Val Resnick: Yeah, well I'm driving you now, honey.

Rosie: You know what you are?

Val Resnick: Educate me...

Rosie: O.K., an ugly pig who beats up women on account he can't get it up 'cause he's too terrified of his own fucking shadow.

Val Resnick: Is that right?

Rosie: Yeah.

Val Resnick: Is that right?

Rosie: Yeah.

Val Resnick: Then you must be the lucky girl.

Val Resnick: [pistol whips Rosie]

Val Resnick: Beauty of the Chows is that they won't go to the cops. They keep everything in house... and, they don't feel pain the way we do.

Porter: You notice anything about those guys, Val?

Val Resnick: They look nasty... probably all Kung Fu-motherfuckers. Why, did I miss something?

Porter: They weren't wearing their seatbelts.

[Pearl has an appointment with Val in his hotel room]

Oakwood Arms Manager: There's a young lady to see you, sir... her name is Pearl.

Val Resnick: She's got two very bad habits; right now I'm only interested in one of 'em. Send her up.