Uwe Boll Quotes in Postal (2007)
Uwe Boll Quotes:
Uwe Boll: You know, there're all that rumors out there that my movies are financed with nazi-gold? And what should I say? It's true! But somebody needs to do something with the money.
Old Lady in Audience: Do you know that my father died in Auschwitz?
Uwe Boll: My grandpa died also in Auschwitz.
Uwe Boll: [pause] He fell from a watchtower.
Uwe Boll: [laughs with Harald] Harald, ok, take her away.
[Harald, the ass-kissing employee, takes the old lady away while Bob, the morning show host, shows that he feels uncomfortable sitting next to Uwe Boll]
Uwe Boll: Something wrong, Bob?
Uwe Boll: [his last lines] I hate video games...
Vince Desiderio: [takes off the head from his Krotchy costume] Boll, I'm Vince Desi. What the fuck did you do to my game "Postal"?
Uwe Boll: I don't know what your fucking problem is. The movie is great!
Super-Impose: Vincent James Desiderio, Jr. Creator of POSTAL Video Game.
Vince Desiderio: [attacks Uwe Boll]
Uwe Boll: I get a little horny on here on stage sometimes. If you see the crowd and all that children.
Morning show host Bob: Are you fucking kidding me?
Uwe Boll: There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!
Uwe Boll: I am also happy to have today here Verne Troyer, the star of my next movie.
Morning show host Bob: That's right. And your press release says that this film is a new paradigm of cinema. An epic romance that outstrips stories from the past, present and future. A fairy tale that only the heart can understand. That sounds amazing, what's it called?
Uwe Boll: Pong.
Verne Troyer: Where's my money, asswipe?
Uwe Boll: I have even better: Gold teeth.
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Characters on Postal (2007)
- Uncle Dave
- Old Lady in Audience
- Officer Greg
- Officier John
- Osama bin Laden
- Official Licenced Krotchy Doll
- Mob Member
- Vince Desiderio
- Verne Troyer
- Mob Leader
- Official Licensed Krotchy Doll
- Candidate Wells
- Morning show host Bob
- Harry the Wheelchair Guy
- Ass-Kissing Employee
- George W. Bush
- Retarded Taliban
- D.O.O.M. member
- Osama Bin Ladin
- Other Talibans
- Reporter Gayle
- Security Guard #1
- Election Poster
- Sign on door to Taliban hide-out