Uwe Boll Quotes in Postal (2007)

Uwe Boll: You know, there're all that rumors out there that my movies are financed with nazi-gold? And what should I say? It's true! But somebody needs to do something with the money.

Old Lady in Audience: Do you know that my father died in Auschwitz?

Uwe Boll: My grandpa died also in Auschwitz.

Uwe Boll: [pause] He fell from a watchtower.

Uwe Boll: [laughs with Harald] Harald, ok, take her away.

[Harald, the ass-kissing employee, takes the old lady away while Bob, the morning show host, shows that he feels uncomfortable sitting next to Uwe Boll]

Uwe Boll: Something wrong, Bob?

Uwe Boll: [his last lines] I hate video games...

Vince Desiderio: [takes off the head from his Krotchy costume] Boll, I'm Vince Desi. What the fuck did you do to my game "Postal"?

Uwe Boll: I don't know what your fucking problem is. The movie is great!

Super-Impose: Vincent James Desiderio, Jr. Creator of POSTAL Video Game.

Vince Desiderio: [attacks Uwe Boll]

Uwe Boll: I get a little horny on here on stage sometimes. If you see the crowd and all that children.

Morning show host Bob: Are you fucking kidding me?

Uwe Boll: There all that rumours out there, that my movies are financed with nazi-gold, and what should I say? It's true!

Uwe Boll: I am also happy to have today here Verne Troyer, the star of my next movie.

Morning show host Bob: That's right. And your press release says that this film is a new paradigm of cinema. An epic romance that outstrips stories from the past, present and future. A fairy tale that only the heart can understand. That sounds amazing, what's it called?

Uwe Boll: Pong.

Verne Troyer: Where's my money, asswipe?

Uwe Boll: I have even better: Gold teeth.