Usherette Quotes in Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

[Dracula is hypnotizing a valet at the theatre where Doctor Seward is enjoying an opera]

Dracula: You vill tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you.

[the valet goes to open Seward's chambers and nods her head. She opens the curtain to Seward's chambers and stands there with her mouth open for a few moments, then closes the curtain]

Usherette: [noticing Dracula standing there] Hello, can I help you sir?

Dracula: [mimicking her] Can I help you sir?

[normally]

Dracula: What's wrong with you, why did you not tell him?

Usherette: About what?

Dracula: About the message!

Usherette: For whom?

Dracula: Never mind! I vill tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip!

Usherette: No tip?

Dracula: Ah! That, you remember!

Usherette: Five and six.

Roland T. Flakfizer: Eleven. Now it's your turn: twenty-five and sixty-seven.