Used Car Salesman - Jaime Quotes in Mahogany Sunrise (2014)

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Used Car Salesman - Jaime Quotes:

  • Jackson Schultz: [nervously looking behind him to see if he was followed, he runs up to a car salesman] Hi, I need a car fast.

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Jefe, you've come to the right place.

    Jackson Schultz: Awesome.

    [looks over at the Corvette in front of him]

    Jackson Schultz: I'll take this one.

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: You don't want this car. This car has no balls.

    Jackson Schultz: [walking the lot looking at other cars. He spies another Corvette] How about this one?

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: No senor, that's a mangina.

    [coming upon the car he wants to sell. He points to it]

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: This one. Best on the lot.

    Jackson Schultz: [in disbelief after looking over the car. He scans the rest of the lot. Then looks at the salesman] This is the best on the lot?

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Si senor.

    Jackson Schultz: Are you fucking with me?

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Not at all. Do not judge the book by it's rusty cover.

    Jackson Schultz: [looking inside, then checking out the exterior] How much?

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Five grand.

    Jackson Schultz: Five grand? How do you sleep at night?

    Used Car Salesman - Jaime: Next to my wife of course.

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