USAF Tech Sergeant Epps Quotes in Transformers (2007)

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USAF Tech Sergeant Epps Quotes:

  • [Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

    Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!

    Captain Lennox: Which pocket?

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!

    Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

  • Captain Lennox: [points a gun at Simmons] Take him to his car!

    [a standoff ensues between the Special Forces and Sector 7]

    Tom Banachek: Whoa whoa whoa...

    Agent Simmons: Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me?

    Captain Lennox: You know, we didn't ask to be here.

    Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction...

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: S-7 don't exist!

    Captain Lennox: Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist.

    Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five, okay...

    Captain Lennox: Well, I'm gonna count to three.

    [cocks his gun]

  • USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: [on the phone, to the Pentagon, while fighting Scorponok] I never seen this in my life! We need gunships on station ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!

  • [Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?

    Glen Whitmann: Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!

    [growls and laughs]

    Glen Whitmann: Right? That's Wolverine!

    Agent Simmons: [in a serious tone] That's very funny.

  • USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Bring the rain!

  • USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Lennox! The heat's coming!

    Captain Lennox: Lase the target! We got a beam-rider incoming, lase the target!

  • [after seeing Optimus Prime transform]

    USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: You gotta wonder: if God made us in His image, who made him?

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