Ursula Stanhope Quotes in George of the Jungle (1997)
Ursula Stanhope Quotes:
George: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?
Ursula Stanhope: No, that's not what I meant.
George: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.
Ursula Stanhope: [on George] Did you just say "love"?
Ursula's mother: [alarmed] No...
Ursula Stanhope: You did. You're right...
Ursula's mother: Ursula... Don't say it...
Ursula Stanhope: I love him! I'm out of here.
Ursula's mother: Ursula! You can't love him! Arthur, say something!
Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: Be careful out there, honey.
Ursula's mother: [shouts] What?
Ursula Stanhope: Goodbye, Daddy.
[kisses him, then runs out of the room]
Ursula's mother: Ursula, come back! Arthur, do something!
Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her.
Ursula's mother: Oh, God!
[she downs the rest of her drink, then goes running after Ursula]
Ursula's mother: [shouts] Ursula!
Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: [under his breath] God, that woman's a pain in the ass.
Ursula Stanhope: And you can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.
Narrator: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him
George: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.
Narrator: Really? Is that so?
George: For a while.
Narrator: Well, Ursula's fiancÃ¨ is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.
Ursula Stanhope: Hi.
Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?
Ursula Stanhope: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.
Betsy: Not anymore.
Ursula Stanhope: Oh! George.
[sees him naked]
George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.
George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.
Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure.
Ursula Stanhope: George, hold this big book.
[he holds book covering his front part]
Ursula Stanhope: Cover the booty.
[puts bowl on behind]
Ursula Stanhope: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy.
Betsy: No problem.
Betsy: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.
Ursula Stanhope: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.
Betsy: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.
[George is wearing a dress]
George: Nice butt flap.
Ursula Stanhope: [going crazy] Why wouldn't an ape read textbooks and why wouldn't I find myself in a treehouse with room service and a Tarzan wannabe wearing a... What do you call that thing?
Ursula Stanhope: And this is Neiman Marcus
George: Ooh! They have big shiny cave.
George: That close one, huh?
Ursula Stanhope: Watch out for that tree!
[George looks up and Ursula's head hits branch, knocking her out]
George: [on Ursula's apartment balcony] This very high treehouse.
Ursula Stanhope: Mmm-hmm.
George: Good place to call friends from, sound carry.
Ursula Stanhope: Oh, no...
[George lets out jungle call]
Ursula Stanhope: ...the neighbors.
[Ursula screams at the sight of Ape]
George: No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast!
Ursula Stanhope: [panicky] What does it want? What does it want?
Ape: "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course.
Ursula Stanhope: [laughing hysterically] That is very funny!
Ape: [sarcastic] Ha, ha, ha...
Ursula Stanhope: I thought I heard the monkey talk!
George: Sleep sweet, Ursula.
Ursula Stanhope: Sleep sweet, George.
[after returning from Africa, Ursula phones her mother from a limousine]
Ursula's mother: You're sure you did not catch dengue fever?
Ursula Stanhope: No mother, I did not catch dengue fever.
Ursula's mother: Well, how's your temperature?
Ursula Stanhope: [puts a hand to her forehead] Normal.
Ursula's mother: Color of your tongue?
Ursula Stanhope: [checks it in the mirror] Pink.
Ursula's mother: What about your, uh, mmm-mmm?
Ursula Stanhope: [annoyed] Regular!
Ursula Stanhope: [semi-conscious] Mommy, make that monkey stop talking...
Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very big and expensive waterfall set, Ursula was amazed that she was lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.
Ursula Stanhope: ...and here I am lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.
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