Ursula Stanhope Quotes in George of the Jungle (1997)

George: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?

Ursula Stanhope: No, that's not what I meant.

George: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.

Ursula Stanhope: [on George] Did you just say "love"?

Ursula's mother: [alarmed] No...

Ursula Stanhope: You did. You're right...

Ursula's mother: Ursula... Don't say it...

Ursula Stanhope: I love him! I'm out of here.

Ursula's mother: Ursula! You can't love him! Arthur, say something!

Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: Be careful out there, honey.

Ursula's mother: [shouts] What?

Ursula Stanhope: Goodbye, Daddy.

[kisses him, then runs out of the room]

Ursula's mother: Ursula, come back! Arthur, do something!

Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her.

Ursula's mother: Oh, God!

[she downs the rest of her drink, then goes running after Ursula]

Ursula's mother: [shouts] Ursula!

Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: [under his breath] God, that woman's a pain in the ass.

Ursula Stanhope: And you can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.

Narrator: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him

George: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.

Narrator: Really? Is that so?

George: For a while.

[grins]

Narrator: Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.

Betsy: Hi.

Ursula Stanhope: Hi.

Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?

Ursula Stanhope: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.

Betsy: Not anymore.

Ursula Stanhope: Oh! George.

[sees him naked]

George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.

[sees Betsy]

George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.

Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure.

Ursula Stanhope: George, hold this big book.

[he holds book covering his front part]

Ursula Stanhope: Cover the booty.

[puts bowl on behind]

Ursula Stanhope: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy.

George: Bye.

Betsy: No problem.

[to herself]

Betsy: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.

Ursula Stanhope: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.

Betsy: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.

[George is wearing a dress]

George: Nice butt flap.

Ursula Stanhope: [going crazy] Why wouldn't an ape read textbooks and why wouldn't I find myself in a treehouse with room service and a Tarzan wannabe wearing a... What do you call that thing?

George: Buttflap.

Ursula Stanhope: And this is Neiman Marcus

George: Ooh! They have big shiny cave.

George: That close one, huh?

[grins]

Ursula Stanhope: Watch out for that tree!

[George looks up and Ursula's head hits branch, knocking her out]

George: Oops.

George: [on Ursula's apartment balcony] This very high treehouse.

Ursula Stanhope: Mmm-hmm.

George: Good place to call friends from, sound carry.

Ursula Stanhope: Oh, no...

[George lets out jungle call]

Ursula Stanhope: ...the neighbors.

[Ursula screams at the sight of Ape]

George: No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast!

Ursula Stanhope: [panicky] What does it want? What does it want?

Ape: "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course.

Ursula Stanhope: [laughing hysterically] That is very funny!

Ape: [sarcastic] Ha, ha, ha...

Ursula Stanhope: I thought I heard the monkey talk!

George: Sleep sweet, Ursula.

Ursula Stanhope: Sleep sweet, George.

[after returning from Africa, Ursula phones her mother from a limousine]

Ursula's mother: You're sure you did not catch dengue fever?

Ursula Stanhope: No mother, I did not catch dengue fever.

Ursula's mother: Well, how's your temperature?

Ursula Stanhope: [puts a hand to her forehead] Normal.

Ursula's mother: Color of your tongue?

Ursula Stanhope: [checks it in the mirror] Pink.

Ursula's mother: What about your, uh, mmm-mmm?

Ursula Stanhope: [annoyed] Regular!

Ursula Stanhope: [semi-conscious] Mommy, make that monkey stop talking...

Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very big and expensive waterfall set, Ursula was amazed that she was lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.

Ursula Stanhope: ...and here I am lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.