Ursula Stanhope Quotes in George of the Jungle (1997)


Ursula Stanhope Quotes:

  • George: Dog eat dog? Dog eat dog here?

    Ursula Stanhope: No, that's not what I meant.

    George: George never bringing Shep here. Uh uh. Never.

  • Ursula Stanhope: [on George] Did you just say "love"?

    Ursula's mother: [alarmed] No...

    Ursula Stanhope: You did. You're right...

    Ursula's mother: Ursula... Don't say it...

    Ursula Stanhope: I love him! I'm out of here.

    Ursula's mother: Ursula! You can't love him! Arthur, say something!

    Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: Be careful out there, honey.

    Ursula's mother: [shouts] What?

    Ursula Stanhope: Goodbye, Daddy.

    [kisses him, then runs out of the room]

    Ursula's mother: Ursula, come back! Arthur, do something!

    Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her.

    Ursula's mother: Oh, God!

    [she downs the rest of her drink, then goes running after Ursula]

    Ursula's mother: [shouts] Ursula!

    Arthur Stanhope, Ursula's Dad: [under his breath] God, that woman's a pain in the ass.

  • Ursula Stanhope: And you can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.

    Narrator: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him

    George: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.

    Narrator: Really? Is that so?

    George: For a while.


  • Narrator: Well, Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.

    Betsy: Hi.

    Ursula Stanhope: Hi.

    Betsy: I got here as fast as I could. Where is he?

    Ursula Stanhope: Oh, he's in the waterf... he's in the shower.

    Betsy: Not anymore.

    Ursula Stanhope: Oh! George.

    [sees him naked]

    George: Bad waterfall. First water get hot, then George slip on this strange yellow rock.

    [sees Betsy]

    George: Oh. Hi, George of Jungle.

    Betsy: Charmed, I'm sure.

    Ursula Stanhope: George, hold this big book.

    [he holds book covering his front part]

    Ursula Stanhope: Cover the booty.

    [puts bowl on behind]

    Ursula Stanhope: Let's get you some clothes. Sorry, Betsy.

    George: Bye.

    Betsy: No problem.

    [to herself]

    Betsy: Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.

  • Ursula Stanhope: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.

    Betsy: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes.

    [George is wearing a dress]

    George: Nice butt flap.

  • Ursula Stanhope: [going crazy] Why wouldn't an ape read textbooks and why wouldn't I find myself in a treehouse with room service and a Tarzan wannabe wearing a... What do you call that thing?

    George: Buttflap.

  • Ursula Stanhope: And this is Neiman Marcus

    George: Ooh! They have big shiny cave.

  • George: That close one, huh?


    Ursula Stanhope: Watch out for that tree!

    [George looks up and Ursula's head hits branch, knocking her out]

    George: Oops.

  • George: [on Ursula's apartment balcony] This very high treehouse.

    Ursula Stanhope: Mmm-hmm.

    George: Good place to call friends from, sound carry.

    Ursula Stanhope: Oh, no...

    [George lets out jungle call]

    Ursula Stanhope: ...the neighbors.

  • [Ursula screams at the sight of Ape]

    George: No, no! It's all right! Ape friend! Ape make your breakfast!

    Ursula Stanhope: [panicky] What does it want? What does it want?

    Ape: "It" wants "its" Physician's Desk Reference, if you don't mind. Unless you'd rather die of dengue fever, of course.

    Ursula Stanhope: [laughing hysterically] That is very funny!

    Ape: [sarcastic] Ha, ha, ha...

    Ursula Stanhope: I thought I heard the monkey talk!

  • George: Sleep sweet, Ursula.

    Ursula Stanhope: Sleep sweet, George.

  • [after returning from Africa, Ursula phones her mother from a limousine]

    Ursula's mother: You're sure you did not catch dengue fever?

    Ursula Stanhope: No mother, I did not catch dengue fever.

    Ursula's mother: Well, how's your temperature?

    Ursula Stanhope: [puts a hand to her forehead] Normal.

    Ursula's mother: Color of your tongue?

    Ursula Stanhope: [checks it in the mirror] Pink.

    Ursula's mother: What about your, uh, mmm-mmm?

    Ursula Stanhope: [annoyed] Regular!

  • Ursula Stanhope: [semi-conscious] Mommy, make that monkey stop talking...

  • Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very big and expensive waterfall set, Ursula was amazed that she was lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.

    Ursula Stanhope: ...and here I am lost in the wilderness with a jungle man.

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