Urine Salesman Quotes in The Soloist (2009)
Urine Salesman Quotes:
Steve Lopez: What is the proper method of application? Should I sprinkle it in the yard?
Urine Salesman: First you wanna dilute the urine powder in water.
Steve Lopez: Wait, I want to?
Urine Salesman: Well alright, maybe I should say "have to." And then you're gonna have to hand the liquid from trees in plastic bags.
Steve Lopez: So, people are doing this all over Southern California?
Urine Salesman: Oh, yes sir. Last month I sold some to Paula Abdul.
Steve Lopez: But no Simon Cowell? 'Cause that would be exciting. Figure?
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