Urine Salesman Quotes in The Soloist (2009)

Steve Lopez: What is the proper method of application? Should I sprinkle it in the yard?

Urine Salesman: First you wanna dilute the urine powder in water.

Steve Lopez: Wait, I want to?

Urine Salesman: Well alright, maybe I should say "have to." And then you're gonna have to hand the liquid from trees in plastic bags.

Steve Lopez: So, people are doing this all over Southern California?

Urine Salesman: Oh, yes sir. Last month I sold some to Paula Abdul.

Steve Lopez: But no Simon Cowell? 'Cause that would be exciting. Figure?