unknown Quotes in DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

[From trailer]

Helena Douglas: Don't you think the guy in the second row's cute?

Christie Allen: Is there a guy in the world that you don't have a crush on?

Kasumi: You can have him. But what about the other 300?

unknown: [a whole army of men charge at the girls]

Tina Armstrong: [pause] Why don't we just split em' up evenly?

Unknown: [Opening theme] Years spent fighting in that phantom war Never knew what we were fighting for Guess there ain't much more than we can risk Got to make up time for what we missed! Don't go telling us the same old lies Can't you see the anger in our eyes Litghten up Jack, we don't need no fight But if you mess with us, we'll waste ya, Ain't that right!

Kanzaki: I'll go to the gate.

Kishi: Huh?

Kanzaki: It's the only way I can stop Kudo...

Kamiina: Yes. Is that your choice?

Unknown: What are you talking about? Are you both crazy?

Kanzaki: Crazy as it may be... if it's the only way to save Mina, then I'll go.

Kamiina: [hands Kanzaki a gun] Take this.

Kanzaki: [Kanzaki takes the gun, and looks at Kishi] Shoot me.

Unknown: [Kishi hesitantly raises his gun to Kanzaki] Don't! Death is the end of everything! Kishi! DON'T!

Kishi: [lowers gun] I can't do it!

Kanzaki: Kishi...

[Kanzaki faintly smiles, while he and Kishi exchange looks, then Kishi raises his gun, and shoots Kanzaki]

Unknown: NO!

Unknown: The greatest distance divides us, not because you are oblivious to my love, when I stand in front of you; but because we each other, knowing fate will forever keep us apart.

[translated from chinese text shown on screen]

Unknown: Eh mere diley nadan, tu gum se na gabrana, ik din to samaj lenghi duniya tera apsana... O my dear heart, do not be afraid of sorrow for one day this world will understand your plight...

unknown: Is that a man?

Jack Ridley: You damn right it is.

Unknown: BB! BB rukk!

Unknown: Sub khatam hogia.

unknown: [from trailer] There are lots of cocks on the walk.

Dr. Linda Lao: Perpetual motion machines are machines that are supposed to disobey one of the laws of thermodynamics.

Unknown: You're just reading a bunch of stuff you read off the internet.

Unknown: Sgt. Stedenko what are you exactly looking for?

Sgt. Stedenko: Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it we want it!

Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?

Unknown: Which basketball?

Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?

Unknown: God once said: "Leave your wi... you can change your wife, change your politics, change your religion. But never, never can you change your favourite football team!"

Unknown: My story is now ending for all those who were listening. Of a town where peace was found, while fighting continued all around. Of men who slept so deep and woke to find new peace. Of women still in black, who fought with flowers and prayers, instead of guns and flares, and to protect their children. Destiny then drove them to find a new way.

Unknown: What are you doing?

Kai San: I am killing them, is that a problem?

Unknown: What kind of brother drives a Volvo, anyway?

Pointy: The kind that appreciates safety.

Pointy: Check it; this thing's got side-impact airbags.

Pointy: I get in a wreck it's all good; straighter than straight.

Unknown: God help you.

Unknown: The doctor's a gentleman.

The Bolshevik: Right! It's written all over him.

Unknown: He's a good man.

The Bolshevik: God rot good men.

[Lara silently stares in loathing at the Bolshevik]

[first lines]

Unknown: And now coming to the main award of this evening, the winner of the CNBC-TV18 India Business Leader Award 2008 is Mr Ranbeer Talwar!

Psychopath: Fuck you!

Unknown: Fuck me? No no no, fuck you!

Psychopath: I'm over here motherfucker!

Unknown: Watch your mouth children are listening!

Unknown: Were gonna have so much fun tonight.

Unknown: The World is built in a wall that separates kind. Tell either side there's no wall... You bought a war.

Unknown: There is an order to things. That's what we do here. We keep order.

Dr. Ted Rampion: If we can start Tucamoa erupting before the crack gets there, we stand a chance of stopping it.

Unknown: Yeah, but how do you start up a volcano?

Dr. Ted Rampion: [pause] With a nuclear bomb.

John Masefield: [dubbed] He never learns!

Unknown: We should acknowledge the fact that the whole history of mankind is a story of a slow suicide commited by a living matter that by sheer accident acquired the abilty to think, but that did not know what to do with this fateful capacity. Full stop.