Unikitty Quotes in The Lego Movie (2014)

Emmet: I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.

Unikitty: Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

Emmet: So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?

Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

Lucy: You just said the word "no" like a thousand times.

Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.

Batman: [the clown and the lizard man are dancing around him] I hate this place.

Unikitty: Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!

Unikitty: So why did you come back?

Metalbeard: This be-doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: Oh. Thank you.

Unikitty: Business, business, business. Numbers. Is this thing working?

Robot: Yes.

Unikitty: Yeah!

Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow.

Unikitty: [to Metalbeard] So why did you come back?

Metalbeard: This be doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: [Disappointed] Oh. Thank you.

Emmet: Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?

Unikitty: Sorry.

Unikitty: You need to be more friendly!