Unger Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)
Unger: The blood of the guards is gonna flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: That's good news.
Unger: How do ya like them apples, Superstar?
Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
[Earl and his men have mistakenly shot and killed an innocent man]
Unger: Shit, Earl. It's Ted Hollister.
Earl: [to Orrin] You dumb son of a bitch. You said you saw Myers.
Rachel Carruthers: We have to get out of Haddonfield. The state police are on their way. Let them handle it.
Unger: I don't know about you, Earl, but that makes sense to me. Let's get the hell out!
Big Al: We've got a police station. Let the troopers have him. That's what they get paid for.
Earl: Screw it. Let's get out of here.
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Characters on The Longest Yard (2005)
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- Joey Battle
- Warden Hazen
- Guard Engleheart
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- Skitchy Rivers
- Baby Face Bob
- Chris Berman
- Ms. Tucker
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