Uncle Willy Quotes in Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

Cordelia: [to Brayker] You hurry up and finish dinner,

[she climbs onto table in a seductive manner]

Cordelia: I'll take care of "dessert".

[a black cat also climb onto the table and meows]

Uncle Willy: Ah, don't worry. Good Cleo knows better than to eat that slop.

Irene: Goddammit! Get that pussy off the table!

[Cordelia quickly gets off the table]

Irene: I meant the cat.

Uncle Willy: [drunk] Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys."

Brayker: Maybe it's not too late.

[after a demon trys to break through the barrier and is melted]

Uncle Willy: OH that is disgusting

Jeryline: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT?

Brayker: [eating slop] You want some?

Uncle Willy: Hell, no! I'm just thinking about how much better that stuff looked when it was roadkill.