Uncle Willy Quotes in Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
Uncle Willy Quotes:
Cordelia: [to Brayker] You hurry up and finish dinner,
[she climbs onto table in a seductive manner]
Cordelia: I'll take care of "dessert".
[a black cat also climb onto the table and meows]
Uncle Willy: Ah, don't worry. Good Cleo knows better than to eat that slop.
Irene: Goddammit! Get that pussy off the table!
[Cordelia quickly gets off the table]
Irene: I meant the cat.
Uncle Willy: [drunk] Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys."
Brayker: Maybe it's not too late.
[after a demon trys to break through the barrier and is melted]
Uncle Willy: OH that is disgusting
Jeryline: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT?
Brayker: [eating slop] You want some?
Uncle Willy: Hell, no! I'm just thinking about how much better that stuff looked when it was roadkill.
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