Uncle Porter Quotes in Flipper (1996)

Uncle Porter: You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.

Dirk Moran: I ought to teach you a lesson.

Uncle Porter: I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.

Uncle Porter: A piece of advice, Never hurl in front of your woman. Something to live by.

Uncle Porter: To live is to love. All reasons against it. All instincts for it.

Uncle Porter: People who don't care wind up in a home drooling cream spinach

Uncle Porter: Here's the pizza. I see a Dolphin.