Uncle Morty Quotes in My Favorite Year (1982)

Uncle Morty: So, Mr. Swann, now that we sat nice, broke bread together, shared a glass of wine, I feel I know you a little.

Swann: Morty, I feel I know you even better.

Uncle Morty: Good! Then you won't mind if I ask you a question?

Benjy Stone: Uncle Morty!

Uncle Morty: What are you worried? It's not personal. What was I - born in Minsk or Pinsk? I know my way around.

Swann: Morty, ask your question.

Uncle Morty: That paternity rap a couple of years ago - did you shtupp her? Did you go all the way? What? What?

Belle: Al...

Benjy Stone: Ma...

Belle: What?

Benjy Stone: It's not Al. If I bring Capone or Jolson, then it's Al.

Uncle Morty: Jolson's coming?