Uncle Mike Quotes in Deadtime Stories (1986)

Uncle Mike: Once upon a time, there was a little girl named "Rachel." Actually, she wasn't all that little. She was a hot-looking high school senior with deep blue eyes, and fine, firm breasts and...

Little Brian: That's not the way Mommy tells it!

Uncle Mike: Shut up, that's the way I tell it.

[last lines]

Moon Blake: Can I get some more hot chocolate?

Uncle Mike: You bet you can. It's cold out here.

Moon Blake: Yeah. Can you teach me how to make it?

Uncle Mike: Well, yeah. Hey, did you make that fire with your shoestrings?

Moon Blake: Yeah.

Uncle Mike: Okay, you... you gotta teach me how to do that.

Moon Blake: [laughs] That's easy.