Uncle Melvin Quotes in Unstrung Heroes (1995)

Sid Lidz: What's the highest number?

Uncle Melvin: 6000

Uncle Melvin: Want to know why? That's how much is in my bank account.

Uncle Melvin: And there are demented schmucks who are not welcome.

Felicia: This is no joke. This is not some old wives tale. This is a motherfucking cult! They start by draining the virgin's blood.

Karen: Aunt Felicia, Lily's not a virgin.

Uncle Melvin: Exactly.

Felicia: Well then a lesbian, which is good enough for the family.

Uncle Melvin: You're drunk.

Felicia: And who gave me my first drink?