Uncle Melvin Quotes in Unstrung Heroes (1995)
Uncle Melvin Quotes:
Sid Lidz: What's the highest number?
Uncle Melvin: 6000
Uncle Melvin: Want to know why? That's how much is in my bank account.
Uncle Melvin: And there are demented schmucks who are not welcome.
Felicia: This is no joke. This is not some old wives tale. This is a motherfucking cult! They start by draining the virgin's blood.
Karen: Aunt Felicia, Lily's not a virgin.
Uncle Melvin: Exactly.
Felicia: Well then a lesbian, which is good enough for the family.
Uncle Melvin: You're drunk.
Felicia: And who gave me my first drink?
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