Uncle Les Quotes in Braindead (1992)

Uncle Les: Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

Uncle Les: Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, didn't ya?

Uncle Les: Christ! What a stink!

Lionel Cosgrove: Uh... yeah. A dog must have uh, crawled under the house and died.

Uncle Les: She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!

Uncle Les: There's thousands of them!

Uncle Les: [Wielding a knife and a cleaver and faced with a horde of zombies] Step right up you greebo bastards!

Uncle Les: That's someone doing the business!

Uncle Les: [to Paquita] Ooh I bet you go off like a rocket!