Uncle Joe Quotes in Steel (1997)

Uncle Joe: Well, I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs!

Uncle Joe: [referring to a hammer] I did the ironwork myself, I especially like the shaft.

Uncle Joe: Look-it here, boy! You ain't Superman! And you damn sure ain't gettin' paid!

Uncle Joe: Where's my special boy?Where's Uncle Joe's special boy?.

Little Carl: Here I am Uncle Joe.

Uncle Joe: Carl get in touch with reality.

Uncle Joe: [referring to his doctor laid dead] He used to brag to me how he got up every morning at five am to play racketball at 71 years old.You don't hear him bragging now.

Daniel McTeague: You're not broke are you Uncle Joe?

Uncle Joe: I'm richer than shit.

Uncle Joe: So you're interested in money, huh?

Joe: Aha. Made ten bucks just coming here.

[Uncle Joe frowns]

Joe: I get another twenty if I kiss ya.

[pause]

Joe: I'm thinkin' about it.

Uncle Joe: You can go dance the hully gully for all I care!

Uncle Joe: Where are my presents? I like presents, especially from people who love me.

Joe: And who would that be?

Uncle Joe: [been lowered into a pool by a crane] I feel like a goddamn teabag!

Patti: How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars?

Uncle Joe: It's easier than you think.

Uncle Joe: [challenging Daniel] C'mon out here in the deep end,show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of.

Daniel McTeague: Oh definitely.I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man,and she's gonna say "my what a catch".

Uncle Joe: Nothing harder than being given your chance. At least, that's what I hear.

Uncle Joe: You cut my fuckin' arm off!