Uncle Frank McCallister Quotes in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Uncle Frank McCallister Quotes:
[Kevin walks in on Frank singing in the shower and frank sees him]
Uncle Frank McCallister: Get outta here, you nosey little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
[Kevin runs away and Frank continues singing]
Uncle Frank McCallister: Ohhh, you're cooookin', Frankie!
Buzz McCallister: Okay, everybody, calm down! Calm down! Hey, hey! All right, now, if Kevin hadn't have screwed up in the first place again... Then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room with a truck load of all this free stuff. So I think it only fair that Kevin get to open up the first present. And then I'll go, and the rest of you, and so on.
[Tosses a package to Kevin]
Buzz McCallister: Merry Christmas, Kevin.
Kevin McCallister: Thanks, Buzz.
Peter McCallister: [the entire family applauds] Merry Christmas, Kevin.
Uncle Frank McCallister: Okaaay, Kevin! All right. Merry Christmas!
Buzz McCallister: Okay enough of this gooey sh... Show of emotion. All right, everyone, let's dig in!
Buzz McCallister: [after making a formal apology to the family; whispers to Kevin] Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
Kevin McCallister: [gets up] I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me and since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you're all so STUPID to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not! Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway?
[turns to leave]
Kate McCallister: Kevin!
Peter McCallister: Kevin, you walk out of here and you sleep on the third floor.
Fuller McCallister: [gleefully] Yeah, with me.
Kevin McCallister: So what else is new?
Uncle Frank McCallister: You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it.
Kevin McCallister: Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheap Skate!
Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.
[Frank snatches a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand]
Uncle Frank McCallister: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
Tracy McCallister: [Opening lines at the beginning of the movie; Tracy's frantically looking for her sunblock] Has anybody seen my sunblock?
Sondra McCallister: What's the point in going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?
Megan McCallister: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.
Buzz McCallister: Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.
Brooke McCallister: He's just jealous because he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect.
Uncle Frank McCallister: [walks by, sees his son Fuller drinking a Coke, and snatches it away from him] Hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed.
[Uncle Frank then drinks the Coke himself]
Uncle Frank McCallister: Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
Uncle Frank McCallister: [as the others look at their motel in disgust] Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
Buzz McCallister: [looking at the Chistmas tree] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
[turns around to face the family]
Buzz McCallister: I'd like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I may have caused you...
Kevin McCallister: What?
Buzz McCallister: My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Uncle Frank McCallister: Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious.
[laughs while everyone else glares]
Buzz McCallister: I'd also like to apologize to my brother. Kevin, I'm sorry.
Uncle Frank McCallister: I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls!
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