Uncle Ed Quotes in How to Eat Fried Worms (2006)
Uncle Ed Quotes:
Adam: Oh, hi Uncle Ed.
Uncle Ed: What's this?
Adam: I was just givin' you a hand in here.
Uncle Ed: Last time you tried to give me a hand, you almost chopped your thumb off!-- Uncle Ed
Uncle Ed: [in a hospital hallway] What's this I hear from Stephanie about you becoming a policeman?
Billy Costigan: You mean Stephanie, who was the only one who came to my father's funeral? That Stephanie?
Uncle Ed: Yeah, *that* Stepanie.
Billy Costigan: Nothing much to it, Uncle Edward.
Uncle Ed: Are you trying to prove something to the family?
Billy Costigan: When you say "the family," who do you mean exactly? You?
Uncle Ed: You always have to question everything, don't you?
Billy Costigan: Maybe it would have done you some good to have some *questions* from time to time, you know? "Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?" I mean, those are questions, right? "Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?"
Uncle Ed: Do you need some money for the funeral?
Billy Costigan: When my mother dies, we don't have any more connection.
[Billy walks away]-- Uncle Ed
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