Uncle Bill Quotes in Supercop (1992)

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Are you unhappy?

Uncle Bill: I'd be happier if the Commissioner did it himself.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Aren't we very mean?

Uncle Bill: A little bit, but you more than I.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Why's that?

Uncle Bill: Because you're my superior.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Don't worry, the Chinese Public Security people will extend their full cooperation.

Uncle Bill: That makes me worry even more.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Uncle Bill, say something cheerful, will you?

[to Chan Ka Kui]

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Good luck.

Uncle Bill: In fact, the Royal Hong Kong Police are flying Ka Kui like a kite for this mission. It may break when the wind is gusty.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Don't make such a depressing comparison.

Chan Ka Kui: It'll drift back if the string breaks.

Insp. Y.K. Chen: See? Ka Kui is up to scratch as I said.

Chan Ka Kui: [phone call] Uncle Bill! I'm calling you right now from Australia and I'm having a great time! I'm talking to you while enjoying my great view. Wow! Working for the FSB is great. I have a sauna, swimming pool, and jacuzzi. Oh, wait a second. My koala bear just came out.

Uncle Bill: [on the other end of the call] What? You mean in your hotel room? It's only a toy, right?

Chan Ka Kui: No. It's the real thing!

[hands the phone to the koala bear]

Chan Ka Kui: Say hi to Uncle Bill.

[takes the phone back]

Chan Ka Kui: He's too shy. Don't hang up.

Hong Kong Policeman: [to Bill] He's living it up. I should've gone with him.

Chan Ka Kui: Really. I'm not making this up! What else? Money... clothes... car. I feel almost like James Bond. Except no gorgeous girls.

Uncle Bill: Hey. If all of this is for real, you should be very careful.

Chan Ka Kui: Okay. So long. Bye bye.

[hangs up]

Uncle Bill: [to the policeman] Do you think he went crazy on this assignment? Maybe he's overworked.

[last lines]

Uncle Bill: When you get back, write a report which is detailed and simple, starting from the beginning.

Jackie: Huh?

Uncle Bill: A man should never lose his hand at hunting.

[Tommy shows his uncle his specimen]

Tommy: Look, Uncle Bill!

Uncle Bill: Uh, centipede.

Tommy: It's a Lithobius microps!

Uncle Bill: To ME, it's a CENTIPEDE. It'll ALWAYS be called A CENTIPEDE!