Uncle Benny Quotes in Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

Martin Riggs: Flied lice?

Uncle Benny: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.

[Interrogating Uncle Benny in a dentist's office full of nitrous oxide]

Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.

Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.

Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.

Uncle Benny: Not so good when my wife finds out.

Martin Riggs: Plus they shot at me and Rog, and that pisses us off.

Uncle Benny: Really? Ha, too bad they missed!

Uncle Benny: Harry boy, I've told you time and again, a man who tells the truth is bound to be found out sooner or later. Try sincerity, that's a virtue. But truth, it's an affliction!