Uncle Belvedere Rickettes Quotes in Cry-Baby (1990)

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: [to Cry Baby] Woo-Wee, you caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked!

Ramona Rickettes: Cry-Baby, when you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family.

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: But I taught you how to dress, didn't I, Cry-Baby?

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You sure did, Uncle Belvedere.

Ramona Rickettes: Yeah well, you're the future now, boy. You're the only future for this god-forsaken family. And I want you to go out there tonight and sing, boy. I want you to sing your heart out! You can show him now, Belvedere. This took a lot of hubcaps, Cry-Baby.

[it's a motorcycle; everyone says "Wow"]

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Grandmother, Uncle Belvedere, you've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore! And guess what? I met a girl!

[Allison and The Whiffles finish singing "Mr. Sandman"... Uncle Belvidere whisks Allison down a rope]

Milton Hackett: Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours...

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: You sang with the squares, now sing with the drape!

[everyone cheers]

Baldwin: We'll get married and live in Suburbia. I love you Allison

Allison: I don't want to hurt you Baldwin.

Lenora Frigid: [snatches toy baby away from little girl] I had my baby. Isn't he cute? I'm a square now. Wave to Allison.

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: You may be a square Lenora, but you're still a tramp.

[Mrs. Vernon-Williams turns to look at Allison]

Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Allison, pick the man who loves you the most.

Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: Today's a special day for me and your grandmother. We've been together ten whole years.

Ramona Rickettes: I'm just so proud of all my drape children! Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash!

Wanda: I wish you and Belvedere were my parents.

Ramona Rickettes: Now Milton, boy, you are everything a man should be: you're young, stupid, and... mean!

Milton Hackett: We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona.

Ramona Rickettes: And Hatchet-face, oh honey! You're just like me. Now, you put the T in tough! So hard you could've been eating nails for breakfast! But that's the way a woman's got to be these days.

Hatchet-Face: I'd kick a square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes!

Ramona Rickettes: Oh, this is the best gang my grandson could ever have!